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“I’m sorry to call you in like this but we have to talk.”

“I’m sorry to call you in like this but we have to talk.”


‘Is this about those emails? Look you can’t prove those threats were explicitly—’


“God no. It’s much worse.”


‘...’


“I’m afraid we’re gonna have to promote you into Head of Sales Ops.”


‘DONT-


“Look you’re the only person here with a degree and honestly... “


‘DON’T DO THIS’


“we haven’t logged into Salesforce since the Carter administration.”


‘John, you don’t understand. I saw Billy delete all of his opps yesterday because he got too hungry.”


“I’m so sorry.”


‘Zachariah tracks his metrics WITH AN ABACUS. AN ABACUS.’


“We can’t afford premium Zoom and the meetings about to end so good luck and get fuc-“


THIS MEETING HAS BEEN ENDED BY THE HOST.

Patrick Michael
Sales Enablement & Training at PandaDoc
Bravo
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