Phrases I didn't expect to use at work but are becoming common
"Your room or mine" (virtual conference room - get your mind out of the gutter)
"Do you mind if the kids are in the background?"
"Wait are you eating a [insert random food here]?"
"Why do you have a standing speaker in your bedroom?"
"Hang on the dog is eating my headset"
What else have you caught yourself saying or hearing this week? Let's laugh together!