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$12 to create the Sales Dream Team

Basically the title. You’re the owner of your own company; you’re looking to assemble a crack sales team to bring home a deal that will make you and your business an overnight, world renowned success!! However you’ve only got $12 to spend on assembling the team. Who you taking?


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paddy
WR Officer
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Account Executive
I'll take 12 Dan Prices and pay them each $70k after I give up my million dollar salary. Then, I'll make them all get haircuts after they perform the elephant walk in front of a giant screen that shows Walmart's stock price climbing.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
+9
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Corp, Jim, Jean Ralpheo. Toss in Dan Price so I can fire him.
paddy
WR Officer
+10
Account Executive
Bro how dare you talk about Dan Price like that bro. He's trying to make a fucking difference man. In 2020, Jeff Bezos and Walmart paid ZERO taxes at all. Meanwhile, Dan Price gave up his $1 million salary and chopped his penis off just so he could pay each of his employees a meager $70k base. Do you want to see actual change?? Then BE the change and fight back against the corporate stranglehold. I don't EVER want to see you speak ill about Jesus/Dan again...or else.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Forgive me Paddy, for I have sinned. I have taken Socialist Jesus’ name in vein.
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inboundsalesrep
Politicker
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SDR
l'll take 3 Cheps and call it a day
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
VP Sales - Jordan Belfort for obvious reasons...

Account Rep - Hank Hill, you know he'll go the extra mile and be loyal til the end plus be super passionate about your product

Closer - Dwight Schrute, he was a savage and will provide endless entertainment

SDR - I guess Desparate SDR...oh well, can train him up.
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
I've never been so flattered in my life🥲❤️😫🙌
slaydie
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
I'm flattered for you!! Chep all the way!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Senior Account Executive
Frank Reynolds?! 😆🤣

Love IASIP 🤩
BlueJays2591
Politicker
+6
Business Development Manager
Dwight Shrute, Hank Hill (best salesman on this list), Frank Reynolds, Chep
CaptainSaas
Head of Sales
Jordan, Blake and Gordon… everyone else on the list clocks out at 5:00 and still expects a commission check. Well… except Harry, but he’s a dick lol
HappyGilmore
Politicker
+7
Account Executive
Jean Ralphio, Hank Hill, Dwight Schrute, and Jordan Belfort
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