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paddy
WR Officer
8
Director of Business Development
I'll take 12 Dan Prices and pay them each $70k after I give up my million dollar salary. Then, I'll make them all get haircuts after they perform the elephant walk in front of a giant screen that shows Walmart's stock price climbing.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
6
☕️
Corp, Jim, Jean Ralpheo. Toss in Dan Price so I can fire him.
paddy
WR Officer
8
Director of Business Development
Bro how dare you talk about Dan Price like that bro. He's trying to make a fucking difference man. In 2020, Jeff Bezos and Walmart paid ZERO taxes at all. Meanwhile, Dan Price gave up his $1 million salary and chopped his penis off just so he could pay each of his employees a meager $70k base. Do you want to see actual change?? Then BE the change and fight back against the corporate stranglehold. I don't EVER want to see you speak ill about Jesus/Dan again...or else.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
☕️
Forgive me Paddy, for I have sinned. I have taken Socialist Jesus’ name in vein.
BlueJays2591
Politicker
2
Federal Business Dev Director
Dan Price is cancer
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
Cancer is cancer. Dan Price is just a blowhard.
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
5
SDR
l'll take 3 Cheps and call it a day
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
VP Sales - Jordan Belfort for obvious reasons...

Account Rep - Hank Hill, you know he'll go the extra mile and be loyal til the end plus be super passionate about your product

Closer - Dwight Schrute, he was a savage and will provide endless entertainment

SDR - I guess Desparate SDR...oh well, can train him up.
Chep
WR Officer
2
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
I've never been so flattered in my life🥲❤️😫🙌
slaydie
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
I'm flattered for you!! Chep all the way!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
Frank Reynolds?! 😆🤣

Love IASIP 🤩
BlueJays2591
Politicker
2
Federal Business Dev Director
Dwight Shrute, Hank Hill (best salesman on this list), Frank Reynolds, Chep
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
Corp, Jim, Jean Ralpheo. Toss in Dan Price so I can fire him.
CaptainSaas
0
Head of Sales
Jordan, Blake and Gordon… everyone else on the list clocks out at 5:00 and still expects a commission check. Well… except Harry, but he’s a dick lol
HappyGilmore
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Jean Ralphio, Hank Hill, Dwight Schrute, and Jordan Belfort
Fenderbaum
Politicker
0
Retired Choirboy🪕
Frank Reynolds FTW.
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
1991 Pontiac Grand AM. My next car was a Dodge Avenger Sport. Loved that car.
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
Kia Rio

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