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paddy
WR Officer
11
Director of Business Development
I'm gonna drink 3 cups of moonshine and fight an alligator with a copy of Atlas Shrugged in my hand.
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
You win the internet today with that one @paddy โ˜ ๏ธ
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
2
Sales
Is this a humblebrag that your hands are big enough to hold Atlas Shrugged?ย 
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
Are you calling me fat?
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
1
Sales
Just trying to let the WR ladies know that youโ€™ve got big hands.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
Other WR ladies don't need to know anything about @paddyย unless they're open to getting stabbed by yours truly. ๐Ÿ˜Š
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
1
Sales
O man. Huge mistake by me. :-) sorry @funcouponsย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
๐ŸฆŠ
Bud Light since I'm grilling tonight. Happy weekend!
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
Lucky people who get to eat said grilling ๐Ÿ˜‹
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
๐ŸฆŠ
I'd rather be in Iceland ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Incognito
WR Officer
6
Master of Disaster
Iโ€™m going to Iceland in a few hours.

Bye motherfuckers ๐Ÿค˜
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
0
Sales
Thatโ€™s a huge flex! Enjoy it!
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
Not gonna lie, itโ€™s awesomeย 
SabertoothSales
Valued Contributor
0
Southeast Regional Manager
Are you going to see the Volcano๐ŸŒ‹?
Incognito
WR Officer
1
Master of Disaster
Yep. On a pony.
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
Just finished drinking a peachy rose sangria, now about to host a wet t shirt contest with a Kahlua watergun. I'm the only entry.ย 
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
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Agency Recruiter
Man Iโ€™m glad to be back on my fav thread. Had my Happy Hour a little too early, as in 1-2am last night. โ€˜Twas three hours late today and got put on probation. You know Iโ€™m cracking a coors when I get home though (felt it was only appropriate to stay late after being so late).
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
๐Ÿ‘‘
You recruiters are degens to the core โค๏ธ
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
1
Agency Recruiter
Truly. A curse - but an enjoyable one when in the moment.ย 
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
1
Sales
3 hours late ooof it happensย 
CaneWolf
Politicker
2
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Iโ€™m back after a nice break from el booze (lost like 12 pounds. Weed and IPAs this weekend).
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
0
Sales
Damn! Great work on the loss!ย 
Rupert_Pupkin
Contributor
1
Account Executive
Be a happier Friday if this prospect would sign the contract I have in front of them. Gonna be ripping high noons and hitting send/receive on the email until further notice.....Cheers!
Rupert_Pupkin
Contributor
2
Account Executive
Update, half the management at the company got fired on Wednesday, including the person that signs the contract. No go for this quarter, put it on the ol' slip and slide. If you need me, I'll be in the fetal position rocking back and forth hugging a bottle of Maker's
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
0
Sales
Oof thatโ€™s a beating. Drink it away!ย 
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
1
Bravado's Resident Asshole
I'll be sitting over in the corner sippin on Kool-Aid.ย 
HappyGilmore
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Gonna slam through some Sam Adams.
FlintIronstag
Notorious Answer
1
Chief Marketing Officer
Do I need to setup a Zoom so we can all stutter with each other?
SabertoothSales
Valued Contributor
1
Southeast Regional Manager
Monkey Shoulders Scotch Whiskey for me boss.
NoSuperhero
Politicker
1
BDR LEAD
I just wanna a Heinecken, it's been in my fridge for too long.
JustGonnaSendIt
Politicker
1
Burn Towns, Get Money
MacAllan Sherry Cask, like every Friday.
countingmyinterest
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Already started drinking a couple truly'sย 
sellingsellssold
Politicker
1
SDR
Crazy how fast this summer has been going feels like it was just May. The weather for July in my area has been very Rainy hoping for a nice August.

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