The year is 2044.
Customer Success, Marketing and Sales have all fallen under the sway of one sentient A.I CuMS-net
Every day at 8:59 the great faceless Gong Legions scream out into the LinkedIn void, hoping that their masters don't look too closely and send them below for not being on 'brand' enough.
LinkedIn is nothing but a barren wasteland of Chris Voss posts and inspirational stories about uninspirational people. The few who still remember the old days refer to it now as business Tumblr.
Cold calling once the great saviour of the everyday sales professional has been outlawed under pain of death as a result of the great CISO uprising of 2026.
On the fringes of civilised SaaS space in an area known as the Blockchain/AI/ML disruptive Uber of the BS outer rim, there are still a few individuals reported to be practising this forbidden art fueled by Kahlua and intern labour.
P.S for reference this is a shit post unlike some of the gifs and polls I've seen recently.
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