I've got a song for all of you thinking about pitching in the War Room:
Ladies and gentlemen of the Sales Savages class of 2021, I have one piece of advice for you:
No matter what a whiny SDR tells you, there's no pitching in the War Room. NONE!
Oh, there's CLOSING in the War Room. But you don't want to close.. you want to pitch. And there's no pitching in the War Room
Don't go to meetings with lie detectors. Sure, it feels safe inside. But what about all those Gong reps waitin outside with slide decks? They know you ain't got one.
If a prospect tells you she's the DM and looks like a champion, she's an intern. If she tells you she's the CEO and looks like the CEO, she's damn near a board member.
Take off that silly-ass headset!
The @funcoupons couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes. @paddy did some of that shit
Young salesmen: If you go to a chipotle at lunch and someone steps on your sperry, let it slide! Why spend the next twenty years at Oracle 'cause someone smudged your Sperry?
Overlay deals: Ain't nuttin wrong with that!
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin, remember this one thing: there is no pitching in the War Room!
No pitching in the War Room
No pitching in the War Room
No pitching in the War Room
No pitching in the War Room
No pitching in the War Room
No pitching in the War Room
Absolutely, positively, no pitching in the Waaaarrrrr Room
No... no-ohhhhh...
OG Lyrics: https://genius.com/Chris-rock-no-sex-in-the-champagne-room-lyrics
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