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Advice to the newbies πŸ‘€ 🦻

I've got a song for all of you thinking about pitching in the War Room:


Ladies and gentlemen of the Sales Savages class of 2021, I have one piece of advice for you:


No matter what a whiny SDR tells you, there's no pitching in the War Room. NONE!


Oh, there's CLOSING in the War Room. But you don't want to close.. you want to pitch. And there's no pitching in the War Room


Don't go to meetings with lie detectors. Sure, it feels safe inside. But what about all those Gong reps waitin outside with slide decks? They know you ain't got one.


If a prospect tells you she's the DM and looks like a champion, she's an intern. If she tells you she's the CEO and looks like the CEO, she's damn near a board member.


Take off that silly-ass headset!


The ο»Ώο»Ώ@funcouponsο»Ώο»Ώ couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes. ο»Ώο»Ώ@paddyο»Ώο»Ώ did some of that shit


Young salesmen: If you go to a chipotle at lunch and someone steps on your sperry, let it slide! Why spend the next twenty years at Oracle 'cause someone smudged your Sperry?


Overlay deals: Ain't nuttin wrong with that!


No matter what you think of what I'm sayin, remember this one thing: there is no pitching in the War Room!


No pitching in the War Room

No pitching in the War Room

No pitching in the War Room

No pitching in the War Room

No pitching in the War Room

No pitching in the War Room

Absolutely, positively, no pitching in the Waaaarrrrr Room

No... no-ohhhhh...


OG Lyrics: https://genius.com/Chris-rock-no-sex-in-the-champagne-room-lyrics

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InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
So if I'm hearing you right it would be wrong to advertise a certain conversational intelligence platform that starts with G and kinda rhymes with Bong water?Β 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Take that malarky elsewhere!
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
+9
Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
404:could not computer Commish farming for gift cards instead.Β 
WCK
Notorious Answer
+13
Padre de Tequila, General of the Coors Knights
This is just the tune I needed to spice up my morning 🎢 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+13
Senior Account Executive
Spitting sage advice while bebopping along. For it.
Diablo
Politicker
+7
AE
haha
paddy
WR Officer
+11
Account Executive
I don't see any blood on my hands.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
+10
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
I see it on the leaves, though.
spoderman
Arsonist
+10
Friendly Neighborhood Spoderman
Breathtaking, thought provoking, and intoxicating.Β 
Mooney
Tycoon
+13
Director of Sales
Welp there goes half the committed deals at Gong.Β 
DungeonsNDemos
Politicker
+10
Rolling for Initiative
If there IS closing allowed in the war room then... quick everyone: comment your favorite credit card number below to complete your war room registration!! /s

edit: had to add in the "/s" so an eager SDR doesn't actually comment their favorite credit card.
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