poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
11
โ˜•๏ธ
Get benched, throw a tantrum, hype up the crowd, and spur a last-minute comeback by TB12. My company would only be so lucky.
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
2
Sales
O please, youโ€™re TB12 in this scenario!ย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
โ˜•๏ธ
Huh, where's my 1 of 12 Aston?
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
2
Director Sales and Market Development
wait till the accelerators kick in!ย 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
โ˜•๏ธ
I expect to join full vested, fully accelerated and FULLY TORQUED.
amyhyoung
Politicker
2
Vp ops
Donโ€™t forget drop your new single on Apple Musicย 
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
1
Sales
Hahaha great call!ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
๐Ÿ‘‘
Not me. Iโ€™m owed a bunch of commission. I canโ€™t be hittin the โ€˜Ye button. ๐Ÿ˜‡
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
They were trying to get him back in the game and Arians told him twice to get in LMFAO. Then he said screw it and pulled an all time move.ย 
goose
Politicker
5
Sales Executive
Dude hasn't been the same since Burfict cleaned his clock.ย  He's got some serious mental problems.ย  I'm sure he's dealing with a lot today.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Yeahโ€ฆ.it seemed epic, but Iโ€™m afraid itโ€™s watching a downward spiral that will end up in a tragic fashion.
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
1
Sales
He absolutely needs help. Hopefully he gets it.ย 
Rallier
Politicker
4
SDR Manager and Consultant
People better not do that until that Q4 commission comes in
buckets1
Politicker
2
AE
Epic... now to figure out how to replicate that in a WFH setting...
Beans
Big Shot
2
Enterprise Account Executive
We just closed a Series D - I'm sitting on that bench and shutting the fuck up.ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
๐ŸฆŠ
Shit I would do the same!
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
So many great TikToks were made from this. AB is such a strange case...
DataSlangah
Politicker
1
SAE
Still think the best one I have seen was the guy who used Cameo for the Island Boys to announce his resignation during an all-hands.
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