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paddy

Director of Business Development

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Anyone here fucked in the office?

Paddy is feeling frisky today. This one was inspired by my jerking off in the office poll yesterday. Let's hear some savagery this Friday. And no, WFH doesn't count.

Office fucking?

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funcoupons
WR Officer
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Prospects fuck me over every day, does that count?
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
that's valid
ExtremeVibeChecker44
Arsonist
0
Inside Sales
Rules of engagement are pretty freaky if ya know what I mean
CoorsKing
WR Officer
5
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Got fucked by a product delay (again) yesterday, but never actually hooked up in the office. I know a few that have though.
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
3
Agency Recruiter
No, but two of my old coworkers were caught in the main staircase on the floor below ours at like 1pm on a Wednesday. 0 fucks given, basically begged to get caught. Fired on the spot.
CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
*1 fuck given
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
I would've promoted them
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
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Agency Recruiter
@paddyย you'd make a good boss, let me know when you're hiring
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
it's the thrill that is the fun part and the danger of getting caughtย 
braintank
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
No, but two of my coworkers were after hours and got caught.ย 
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
I would've promoted them
braintank
Politicker
1
Enterprise Account Executive
They weren't fired, at least not immediately. Guy was married, girl was SDR.
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
Oh jeez...
braintank
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
They were doing in a massage chair we had in a lounge in the office (room with darts, foosball, etc.) People were hanging out on the sales floor after-hours drinking and said "let's go play some games". Opened the door and caught them in the act. I wasn't in the group that caught them, but they all came running back up to the sales floor cracking up.ย 
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
If you don't have designated fuck-free zones in your office, can you really be mad at people?
Full_Send
Opinionated
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Mid Market AE
back when I sold cars, Iย got roadhead during a test drive once in the backseat while the husband was drivingย 
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
If this is true you are a fucking legend
Full_Send
Opinionated
0
Mid Market AE
Full disclosure, As badass as it sounds i was legit scared.

All I could think of was the scene from suckers and I thought I was about to get robbed lol
swizard
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Sales Evangelist
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I don't kiss and tell ๐Ÿ˜Ž
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
don't be a coward
Patbate
Politicker
0
Product Advisor
When working from home...all the time.
Aaronlovessales
Opinionated
0
Financial advisor
Would be nice
GDO
Politicker
0
BDM
So yeah, I only WFH. Donยดt think it counts. Getting a BJ when in a call is cool tough.
TheHypnotist
Executive
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Sales Manager
I voted coward, simply because I do not have the stomach to nail any of the office staff. I would be physically ill.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
True story: Friend of mine had client tickets in a suite for a game at the worlds most famous arena. 4 coworkers and 5 clients go. the 2 coworkers were hooking up and decided to go at it in the suite bathroom and didn't lock the door. one of the clients went to go use the bathroom and walked in on the 2 of them. next day both were fired and the whole team got talked to...
SalesSage
Valued Contributor
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National Account Manager
There is no one in my office I want to see naked let alone get that close!

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