time to either drink out of content or drink out of hating myself and my inability to hit quota
🥃🥃
Approaching EOM
10
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
If you've already thrown in the towel then I'm serving you the liquid I can squeeze out of the bar towel.
goose
Politicker
0
Sales Executive
Imagine giving up on the 25th of the month...
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
2
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Be a man, drink instead of going to therapy.
In all seriousness guys, therapy is totally something we should be open to until they tell you to drink less... then they've just crossed the line.
In all seriousness guys, therapy is totally something we should be open to until they tell you to drink less... then they've just crossed the line.
CCP
Opinionated
2
VP, Business Development
Agreed. Same with personal trainers. I'll talk about nutrition... But don't you dare come after the liquor.
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
2
No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
I'm happy to cut out beer for a bit, but if you come after my skinny bitch vodka, lime more vodka and some soda... Well you're going to take a kettle bell swing to the mouth.
CCP
Opinionated
1
VP, Business Development
Fact! I do vodka, water and fresh basil. #BasicBitchDudeOverHere
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
2
sales
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
Eat a Snickers.
someoneinsales
Tycoon
1
Director of Sales
Always stay hydrated
BmajoR
Arsonist
1
Account Executive
Self hatred is healthy, keep it going.
Only3QuartersofBANT
Good Citizen
1
Account Executive
Cheers!
IYNFYL
Politicker
0
Enterprise SaaS AE
Have a drink and then crush the remember you still have one month left in Q3
AutoSmiler
Arsonist
0
Account Executive
I hate myself even when full of content....maybe stop drinking altogether....NAH!
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
Either way, drink in solidarity.
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