paddy

Director of Business Development

Are there too many Canadians on Bravado?

Aren't there only like 200 people in Canada? Where are all of you coming from? Are Canadians using Bravado to disrupt the global economy and bring about socioeconomic emancipation to their people?

A lot of questions here. I think @funcoupons is behind some of this. She's wielding a lot of power in such a short period of time. Is she just the bad actor? An economic hitwoman? Or dare I say...a Canadian intelligent asset?

Thoughts everyone?

Starting a fire this morning,

paddy

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funcoupons

WR Officer

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I'm top of the leaderboard because I don't have a life, it's true. But what's a gal to do when she lives in an igloo in a frozen wasteland? Sure, I could take my polar bear for a ride or go suck maple syrup from a tree but I find myself craving more sometimes, eh?

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

...maybe you're just a polar bear?

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Well I am white, cuddly but ferocious, and gain extra fat in winter so...

Incognito

WR Officer

Master of Disaster

Fuck, you beat me to it. Love how everyone assumes Canadians live in an igloo and snowshoe 39km to the general store 😂

funcoupons

WR Officer

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So ignorant. Some Canadians live in wooden shacks and take dog sleds to the general store.

Derrbeahr

Good Citizen

I learned everything I know about Canadians from LetterKenny...

SADNES5

Politicker

down voters are marketing spies

The loonie is indexed to beaver pelts, the twoonie is based on polar bear claws. As are nickels. Dimes are based off schooner trading.

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

The sarcasm in here is next level. I’d imagine riding a polar bear would be quite the experience minus the whole being eaten thing

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Did you know polar bears have black skin under all their white fur? Helps them get warmer from absorbing the sun's rays. The more you know.

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

@funcoupons when it comes to storing useless information you are talking to the king of retaining useless info. And I did know that, did you know that zebras stripes aren’t their fur but instead their skin…

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Thanks for the info! So zebras just walk around buck naked all the time eh?

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

well, the fur grows into the color but still...

funcoupons

WR Officer

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That's cool. Zebras are dope

sketchysales

Politicker

Sales Manager

@Justatitle did you know a snail can sleep for 3 years at a time?

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

The more you know!

FeelItInMyPlums

Valued Contributor

Sales Account Executive

I'm just curious if you decided to exchange your commission for a 1on1 with Corporate Bro if "General Corp" would stay in character the entire time. I mean I'd hope it'd be a requirement?

NorthernSalesGuru

Politicker

Manager, Outbound Sales

Well shit. What are the gps coordinates of your igloo?! I’m likely only a quick dogsled or snowmobile ride away!

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Come on by, we can eat ketchup chips and call people hosers.

NorthernSalesGuru

Politicker

Manager, Outbound Sales

I mean I’m personally more of an All Dressed chips kinda guy.

funcoupons

WR Officer

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If I had to pick...same. All time favourite is SnV tho but Americans have those.

NorthernSalesGuru

Politicker

Manager, Outbound Sales

But like is it a miss vicky or lays kinda SnV vibe?

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Old Dutch, baby!! But Lays if I have to pick.

JHPdx

Senior Account Executive

Don't you have Tim's? They are the best SnV

SignThis_SalesGirl

Good Citizen

Director of Business Development

Well that was pure maple syrup gold right there! Excellent response!

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

There’s a Canadian asset in here for sure. It is kinda crazy, so much of Canada is not habitable but where they are located it’s usually a wild time for parties. I hear Montreal is nuts

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Look when it's -30 C (-22F for you Americanos,) six months out of the year there's not much else to do but party...

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

That just can’t be fun to walk outside and have your eyes freeze…

GDO

Politicker

BDM

-30 c. Damn, I complain when it s like -7

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Fuck no it isn't. Eyes freeze, hair freezes, you can't feel your lower extremities within minutes of walking outside...

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

Yeah my nuts being in my stomach just isn’t my idea of fun.

funcoupons

WR Officer

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-7 is almost t shirt weather here lol

funcoupons

WR Officer

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It isn't anyone's idea of fun, so we party hard. Who needs a warm jacket when you've got a bottle of rye whiskey?

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

You do have a good point

wahmsales

WR Officer

SDR

You're talking through your toque there buddy, eh?

Just seems like there's a lot of us Canadians because when we get access to something awesome that Americans do, we don't take it for granted.

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

You're not my buddy, guy!

funcoupons

WR Officer

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You're not my guy, friend!

wahmsales

WR Officer

SDR

I'm not your friend, buddy!

funcoupons

WR Officer

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I'm not your buddy, pal!

RedLightning

Politicker

Mid-Market AE

@paddy Create a poll asking people if they have a favorite Poutine place. Everyone that says yes is either Canadian or lives in Wisconsin.

Lambda

Tycoon

Sales Consultant

does amazon even ship to canada?

funcoupons

WR Officer

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lol yes...selection is way shittier tho

Lambda

Tycoon

Sales Consultant

lol surprising but im not suprised, its part of why i wont move to brazil haha

LordOfWar

Tycoon

Blow it up

Eh buddy why don't you take that negative attitude across the St Lawrence and see if the French give a beaver tail aboot it?

We'll be here drinking real beer playing real football and eating our ketchup chips.

Sorry for getting upset.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

💣🔥

Boutdamtime

Politicker

Client Executive

I didn’t even know you could sell things in Canada I thought the government just provided everything

Nairobi

Politicker

O Canadaaaaa!
Our home and native laand!
True patriot looooove in all of us commaaaand.
Car ton bras sait porter l'épéeee,
Il sait porter la crooooix!
Ton histoire est une épopéeeee
Des plus brillants exploooits.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O CANADA, we stand on guard FOR THEEEEEE.

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Every good Canadian knows that our true national anthem is anything by The Hip...

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

Don't make me channel my inner Mr. Garrison

Nairobi

Politicker

The Hip must be a real Canadian thing then because it didn't get to Québec, never heard of them lol

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Maybe it's a prairie thing idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE2joQsWXJg

Nairobi

Politicker

Idk we need to make a Canadian poll about that lol Seems like the equivalent for us is Les Colocs or Les Cowboys Fringants

funcoupons

WR Officer

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I've never heard of either of them but I also don't speak French so.

My favourite Canadian artist is probably The Weeknd.

wahmsales

WR Officer

SDR

Not Justin Bieber or Drake?

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Never been a Biebs fan...I do like pre 2016 Drake but his new stuff sucks ass.

Nairobi

Politicker

I agree, The Weeknd for the win!

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Favourite song(s)??

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

I just KNEW that would be Ahead by a Century...

And bands/groups that sing in French tend not to get much exposure outside of Quebec. You'd think with CanCon laws they might....

funcoupons

WR Officer

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Wheat Kings is their best, but Ahead By A Century seems to be the fan favourite.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

I hear ya, gotta give the people what they want. Not the place or subject matter to bust out the challenger method and teach.

TheLaughingWolf

WR Officer

Business Development Manager

Have you heard the story about "The Great Bear Army"?? It's not that widely remembered since it happened in Northern Canada in the early 30's, but it proves the length us Canadians will go to when we feel slighted, are bored, or just want to create havoc. You thought the "Great Emu War of 1932" was bad. It has nothing on "The Great Bear Army".

wahmsales

WR Officer

SDR

I googled and couldn't find anything about Canada

RampagingDog

Politicker

Recruitment Consultant

Wait wait wait. Everyone is just glossing over the biggest joke in the post.

There's no such thing as Canadian Intelligence.

No_ty

Politicker

Sales Dir.

I like Canadians **unpopular opinion bear meme

drfsrich

Sr. Manager, Sales Ops

Thinking of making next year's comp plan payable in Canadian Moosebucks or whatever they use. It's going to make people really happy until they figure out the exchange rate.

inheaventhereisnobeer

Opinionated

Senior Account Executive

I live in Texas....everyone else is from Canada ;-)

DrunkenArt

Politicker

Sales Representative

I didn't even know Canada had internet

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