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someone thought this was a good job requirement at some point. 




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oldcloser
Arsonist
13
💀
I think they ask this purely to insure compliance and accommodations for dead applicants. Death is a real disability you know. All interviews take place on Zoombie. Bahahahahha - shit
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
☕️
My dawg! This is GOLD
jefe
Arsonist
2
🍁
The dad joke to end all dad jokes.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
-2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
This is the new voter ballot for the 2024 election—courtesy of team blue.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
6
☕️
Like…is this deep CAPTCHA?
Pachacuti
Politicker
6
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
That is probably the only reasonable reason for a question like that.
RandyLahey
Politicker
5
Account Executive
Lol, shows the state of recruiting
NoToBANT
Catalyst
4
Senior Account Executive
Click yes. When they reject your job application, sue them for being discriminatory against the dead
HVACexpert
Politicker
3
sales engineer
Where is choice that allows me to “choose not to identify”?
Salt
Executive
3
Sales Leader
What if the applicant has been reincarnated?
Gasty
Notable Contributor
3
War Room Community Manager
They probably need this info to add to their CRM - Deadforce.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
This is actually hilarious.
crmsrawesome
Tycoon
2
Sr Enterprise AM for hire
They way this started (and my aging eyesight), I thought this was going to say “Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?”
RIP - Biz!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
🎶
crmsrawesome
Tycoon
1
Sr Enterprise AM for hire
Sadly they probably got hired over the thousands of qualified applicants because the recruiter liked their look
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
1
Sales Rep
I think they are on to something, dead people don’t have the grit needed to succeed on the team
SalesBeast
Politicker
1
Sales Leader
Good one.
Lioness
Fire Starter
1
Sr Field Enterprise Account Executive
Just say yes. In your interview, you can tell how to overcame your own mortality. Talk about a problem-solver.
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
What happens if you check yes?
FoodForSales
Politicker
0
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