Awkward Elevator Rides

What's your elevator habit?

Elevator Habit?

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Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
I like to face the opposite way of the door. My god does it bother people. When they ask what I'm doing I tell them I read in a book that this would help me get out of my comfort zone. Guaranteed chuckle๐Ÿคฃ
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
Lmao
DadFather
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you are THAT guy/gal huh???ย 
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Oh yea
DadFather
Politicker
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Enterprise Account Executive
I was just going to comment that along the edge is best and you know a person has something off if they stand in the middle/back to the door ๐Ÿ˜‚
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
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AM
Letting out huge farts... Whoops!
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
U monsterย 
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
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AM
We all get gassy at times! My times are just always in elevators :)
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Stare at the wall/read the elevator license. If they seem friendly my annoying extroverted self might try and engage them in conversation.
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
Have u noticed almost every license is expired?? Whatโ€™s up with that!!
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Haha, yup.ย 
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
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Agency Recruiter
Ironically, today, I went up to the top floor of our building to use the restroom and there were some guys in one of the elevator shafts doing some sort of work while standing on top of the elevator which was lined up with the floor below. I was irrationally nervous that when I called one of the other elevators that it would call that one up and squish them between the elevator and the top of the shaft lol.
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
Fuck I forgot to add โ€œeating a banana slowly and starring someone downโ€. Thatโ€™s another optionย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I make eye contact, smile, and say hello until they look away.
Salespreuner
Big Shot
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Regional Sales Director
Rapport building. Common topic discussion. No stare, pls๐Ÿ˜
SalesGal
Politicker
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Account Executive
I practice my "elevator pitch" on unwilling strangers in elevators. That's when we're supposed to use it right?ย 
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