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Bathroom Breaks

Probably the most important question of the 21st century workplace...How much time should you spend on the toilet every day in the office?

Optimal poop time?
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๐Ÿค‘ Side Hustle
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pi
pief
Politicker
+3
Account Executive
Zero minutes. True pros squeeze one out into the mesh wastebasket at their desk while on a call. The strained tone of your voice makes you sound more focused to your prospects and therefore more trustworthy ๐Ÿ’ช
BigMeech
WR Officer
+11
Coors Light Advocate
>10 min per trip and my legs fall asleep...don't want to walk out of there like young Forrest Gump
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
Runnin' out of poll topics, huh?
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
This is relevant to literally every single human being. Time is money.
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
Came out of the bathroom 15 minutes after a glorious Hot Stanley one time to my SDM breathing down my neck talking about what did you do in there...(Pretty obvious what I was doing but I digress) Told him I was sourcing and luckily because I was selling web and app development I would constantly source companies who advertised their services to me on social media so I told him about my strategy and pulled out a list of 5 companies I sourced while taking my Hot Stanley. Never had issues taking long bathroom breaks after that
SammySandbags
Politicker
+5
Account Executive
"Getting paid to poop" is the greatest thing to say everย 
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
+11
Director Sales and Market Development
Take your time, this is your time. If you can still stand on your leg after you werent there long enough
StringerBell
Politicker
+7
Account Executive
My number 1 reason for wanting to remain remote other than commute is having my own bathroom. Not sure I could go back to office bathrooms
paddy
Arsonist
+9
Account Executive
It wasn't until I learned to embrace sharing a toilet with my fellow sales rep that I became a closer.
Stratifyz
Opinionated
+8
Business Development Rep
By far the best bonding moments.
SA
SADNES5
Politicker
+6
Business Development
best time to catch up on the War Room
Corpslovechild
Opinionated
+4
Inbound Sales Manager
In the office, 10 minutes because people then judge me, at home it is a judgment-free zone so until my slack goes off.ย 
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Cigarette Breaks
Question
4
Cigarette Breaks
+29
Ace , ย  BCD , ย  verbalzzzzzz ย  and 29 people voted
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17
Normalize Putting Lysol In The Bathroom Stalls
Question
39
My company keeps Air Sanitizing Spray in the bathroom
Bu li
+118
Santipodero , ย  BusterMcDialRipper , ย  linkedinconnectmaster ย  and 118 people voted
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7
Awkward: boss falls out of her chair on zoom this morning!
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