Bathroom Breaks

Probably the most important question of the 21st century workplace...How much time should you spend on the toilet every day in the office?

Optimal poop time?

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๐Ÿค‘ Side Hustle
10
pief
Politicker
8
Account Executive
Zero minutes. True pros squeeze one out into the mesh wastebasket at their desk while on a call. The strained tone of your voice makes you sound more focused to your prospects and therefore more trustworthy ๐Ÿ’ช
CoorsKing
WR Officer
4
Retired King of the Coors Knights
>10 min per trip and my legs fall asleep...don't want to walk out of there like young Forrest Gump
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
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Runnin' out of poll topics, huh?
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
This is relevant to literally every single human being. Time is money.
Chep
WR Officer
3
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Came out of the bathroom 15 minutes after a glorious Hot Stanley one time to my SDM breathing down my neck talking about what did you do in there...(Pretty obvious what I was doing but I digress) Told him I was sourcing and luckily because I was selling web and app development I would constantly source companies who advertised their services to me on social media so I told him about my strategy and pulled out a list of 5 companies I sourced while taking my Hot Stanley. Never had issues taking long bathroom breaks after that
SammySandbags
Politicker
1
Account Executive
"Getting paid to poop" is the greatest thing to say everย 
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
0
Director Sales and Market Development
Take your time, this is your time. If you can still stand on your leg after you werent there long enough
StringerBell
Politicker
0
Account Executive
My number 1 reason for wanting to remain remote other than commute is having my own bathroom. Not sure I could go back to office bathrooms
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
It wasn't until I learned to embrace sharing a toilet with my fellow sales rep that I became a closer.
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
By far the best bonding moments.
SADNES5
Politicker
0
down voters are marketing spies
best time to catch up on the War Room
Corpslovechild
Politicker
0
Inbound Sales Manager
In the office, 10 minutes because people then judge me, at home it is a judgment-free zone so until my slack goes off.ย 
10

Cigarette Breaks

Question
4
Cigarette Breaks
50% 4
18% 6
32% 8
34 people voted
17
Members only

Normalize Putting Lysol In The Bathroom Stalls

Question
39
My company keeps Air Sanitizing Spray in the bathroom
80% Duhhhh
20% Weโ€™re about to go on strike until they do
124 people voted
25
Members only

Breaks during the workday... besides lunch?

Question
30
Do you take breaks other than lunch?
13% Hell no - grind all day
79% I'll take a breather here and there
8% My state legally allows me two 15-min breaks so yes
197 people voted