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Be my own friend

Today I took steps towards being my own friend.

I started by looking in the mirror and muttered "looking a little thin up top!" and gave myself a gentle nudge on the shoulder.

Can't wait to tell you more about it as my friendship deepens.
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Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
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Bad MFer
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
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Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
epic
jefe
Arsonist
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I love the subtle nod to the content of the post by your use of a BALD eagle.

Well played.
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
If you can’t make yourself happy, you can’t make anyone else happy.
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Be sure to update LI frequently. Winning strategy.
jefe
Arsonist
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But you must be vague, and ensure you use ChatGPT-written content laden with emojis.
Filth
Tycoon
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
REMEMBER: Only you can tell yourself you're being a little bitch - power comes from within fam. No cap, Bet lit af GANg GANG
(read in the voice of your favorite GI JOE PSA gone wrong - for context https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY )
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
2
ERP Sales
preach
oldcloser
Arsonist
4
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Communication s key. Don’t ever go to sleep mad at yourself.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
☕️
Or do and wake up pre-mad.
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Get that day off to a good start!
Justatitle
Tycoon
3
Account Executive
The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
2
Account Executive
Let me edit that title for you to make it more LI friendly:

"What being my own friend taught me about SaaS sales"

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