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Justatitle

Account Executive

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Been around seen a lot this was a first

As the title says I've been around sales for a while and been in hospitality before I was in sales and really thought I have seen pretty much everything.


But this morning on our morning kickstarter call one of our reps in front of my whole company decided to tell the whole company she hasn't had any nookie for 3 weeks because she has COVID and her BF refuses to come over cause he doesn't want to catch it...


The group wide reaction was awkward faces for any one on their zoom camera and the head of HR rolling her eyes.


I turned my camera off and am still laughing.

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WR Officer
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I feel like a lot of people have really lost their social skills over the past two years.
Justatitle
Big Shot
4
Account Executive
Yes and Yes, social skills went out the window with common sense...
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
Common sense has never been common. ;)ย 
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
I swear I'm not just saying this but my mom would say that to me all the time growing up... MOM?!?!?!?!
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
๐Ÿ‘‘
The phrase has been around since the birth of Jesus, I'd reckon
Beans
Big Shot
3
Enterprise Account Executive
And driving abilities, but that's a different rant.
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
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I've seen my life flash before my eyes so many times this past year due to fucked up drivers...pretty much letting Jesus take the wheel at this point.
Mobi85
Politicker
7
Regional Sales Manager
Always frustrating when you get cockblocked by a virus.
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Never thought I'd see someone publicly complain about it to an entire company... but here we are.
Mobi85
Politicker
3
Regional Sales Manager
Nothing surprises me anymore on virtual meetings. It is like no one understands etiquette and discretion
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
๐Ÿ‘‘
I was just talking about this with a sales friend of mine...ridiculous what comes up in virtual meetings these days. People literally working out while giving a presentation, people sitting there in the sloppiest outfits ever, noisily eating on camera, super distracting random shit in the background...it's been two years, time to get it together.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
Lol people need to use the Dwight Protocol more often: "Before I do anything, I ask myself "Would an idiot do that?" and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
The threshold for idiot is getting lowered each day.ย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
3
Account Executive
The selfishness is unexplainable... come over & expose yourself to getting the VID just to please her lol WHAT ELSE IS SHE NOT AFRAID TO SPREAD ๐Ÿ‘€
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
She could be a secret accountant.
SaaSyBee
Politicker
2
Founder
And... that's the line. We've found it. Glad she feels so comfortable with the team I guess?
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Some people just do not care, they're also my favorite people, I took no offense or anything but the awkwardness was phenomenal.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Awkward is the word!ย  ย 
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
The bird is the word
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
...now that is stuck in my head.ย  Thanks?
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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If she was slurping soup and naked Iโ€™d just say โ€œokay, Kelly, whatever you crazy ladyโ€โ€ฆbut donโ€™t tell me you donโ€™t know how to take care of yourself.ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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Fucking Kelly. I bet her boyfriend is Jeff.
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
I'm still mystified by the whole experience.ย 
FormerStartupJobHopper
Tycoon
1
AE
Some zoomers (I'm a millenial if just barely so I can talk shit) have zero sense of etiquette or professionalism. I seriously think tik tok has poisioned their brains
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
Funny part is she is 40+
FormerStartupJobHopper
Tycoon
1
AE
wow haha that makes it worse cause she should definitely know better
Chep
WR Officer
1
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
I'd be upset to if the Vid caused me to miss out on 3 weeks of nookie
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Marriage causes me to miss out on 3 months so 3 weeks is nothing.

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