This was a pretty simple one - my last day before my layoff begins is tomorrow.
I reached out to a bunch of clients to lock them down on multi-year deals so I could give the biggest middle finger possible to the soulless org that acquired and fired all of us. So far between the day they announced our layoff and today (around 45 days ago) I've rung up about $60k in commission payments, and it feels twice as good knowing they have to sign that check.
I have a bigger one than this pending, and we get to keep system access through July 11, so hopefully they get back to me before then and I can complete my Swan Song before starting at my new company.
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