IzzyWinning
Best club experience you’ve ever had. Details, please!
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Fight Club.
I mean... What club?
I mean... What club?
It was the first two rules, bud.
As a President’s Club member, our group took a little trip to a club...
Drove to the “venue”, parked with valet, got shit hammered, left car at “venue”, took cab back to hotel
Returned to the “venue” the next evening and they had a special price on bottle service, got drunk again, picked up car from valet, stopped by a casino on way back to hotel, backed into a van, left a dent in rental car, drove back to hotel.
Got up next morning and assessed the damage, drove to rental car return, coworker put his luggage in front of dent, turned in car, caught flight, and went home.
Drove to the “venue”, parked with valet, got shit hammered, left car at “venue”, took cab back to hotel
Returned to the “venue” the next evening and they had a special price on bottle service, got drunk again, picked up car from valet, stopped by a casino on way back to hotel, backed into a van, left a dent in rental car, drove back to hotel.
Got up next morning and assessed the damage, drove to rental car return, coworker put his luggage in front of dent, turned in car, caught flight, and went home.
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