What toys and gadgets around your desk help you get through the day?
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Best desk toys in an office environment?
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An SDR under my desk. When I need energy, I give them a good hard kick with my sharp stilettos and let their yelp of pain fuel me with endorphins.
Any chance that you're hiring? Asking for a friend...
Always looking for good talent.
Qualifications:
- Not terrible to look at
- Will let me use u as a foot rest
- Brings good snacks to work
Compensation:
- Being in my fucking presenceย
Qualifications:
- Not terrible to look at
- Will let me use u as a foot rest
- Brings good snacks to work
Compensation:
- Being in my fucking presenceย
Sounds like a solid side-hustle! Count me (I mean my friend) in
send your resume to [email protected] thx
Wanna be under her desk hรฉ ๐
Like I said - sounds like a solid side-hustle
Who doesn't want to be under my desk is the better question here.ย
That would definitely be a shorter list! The only issue that I could think of might be the commute.
I assure you, the opportunity is worth it.
An oscillating spindle dual action vibrator that sings "oh come all ye faithful"
I can't with u today
I like having a shock pen gag gift on my desk so when Im slacking off I can punish myself with a non-lethal shock to get me going again
I've got a mini basketball hoop.
Best option honestly!
I like to have grip/forearm bands lying around. They give me something to do when I get restless and don't know what to do with my hands while on team meetings
Anything Star Wars
A tide stick because I am the king of spilling shit on myself๐ฅฒ๐ซ
Always have to keep a bleach stick handy just in case a zombie apocalypse happens and you need to end it all
Yea I guess keeping your clothes stain-free is more of a silver lining use-case for the tide stick
No toys. Clean space.ย
A โfuckโ button.
Just a yeti mug and a shit ton of dirty dishes.ย
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