Best euphemism for getting a sales rejection?

*DISCLAIMER* Profanity ahead... hope nobody takes offense :)

These can be real or not, but I always love how creative people get when it comes to humorizing rejections. I'm thinking cold calling, emailing, and messaging primarily.


Some examples (not mine):


"Go shit in a hat"

"Eat a bag of dicks"

"Take a long walk off a short pier"


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Justatitle
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Account Executive
Aside from the ones you mentioned "Go walk backwards through a cornfield"

Sgt_Trollingham
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Business Development Director
Hahaha love that!
CoorsKing
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
I am in SF and got told to "do a flip off the bridge"
Sgt_Trollingham
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Business Development Director
Damn... a little dark, but very geographical!
softserve
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Team Lead - Enterprise Sales
I'm in the New England area, popular highway that runs through is I-95. When calling into this area, we sometimes hear 'Go drive north on 95 South' and vice-versa. 
Sgt_Trollingham
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Business Development Director
Hahaha I know the I-95 well! Grew up in Mass!
looper1010
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Solutions Specialist
I've gotten "go kill yourself"
Fun times...
Sgt_Trollingham
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Business Development Director
Damn... well stay alive my fellow savage!
Blackwargreymon
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MDR
I am in SF and got told to "do a flip off the bridge"
Clashingsoulsspell
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ISR
I've gotten "go kill yourself"
RandoSalesGuy
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AE
Go jump into a lake
MR.StretchISR
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ISR
I'm in the New England area, popular highway that runs through is I-95. When calling into this area, we sometimes hear 'Go drive north on 95 South' and vice-versa.
Mr.Floaty
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BDR
Blissful prospecting is good for outreach too.
Cyberjarre
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BDR
Make it happen mondays is a good one w/ john barrows.
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