๐Ÿซ– Best Nickname's & story behind it at the Company ๐Ÿ˜Ž

I need to hear everyone's stories behind the nicknames... I'll go first:


Had a coworker... let's call him Frank. During the company holiday party, Frank's girlfriend got absolutely WASTED!!! Like to the point where the ambulance & fire department had to be called ๐Ÿฅด


So we come into the office the next Monday he came in and told us they ducked out of the ER which is a felony! So we started calling him Felony Frank or Firetruck Frank ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš’


Ahhh the jokes that ensured for the whole next month were awesome! Shoutout to Felony Frank

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Do.it.for.the.checks
Politicker
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Account Executive
Danny Potatoes because we all thought a sack Potatoes might better at sales.

We had a company outing at a gokart track, a few days before he'd be placed on a PIP.

Apparently he got a concussion at the event so they couldn't fire him for 6 more months... he of course closed nothing during those 6 months.

Recently he took a recruiting role and reached out to ask if I'd be interested in an SDR role... I haven't figured out if was pure stupidity or he somehow felt better about offering me a jobe that pays 150k less than what I earn
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
Ahhh that is a great one!ย 
mollybloomstanaccount
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AE (Account Executive)
LMAO
SaaSam
Politicker
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Account Executive
Chase "the boner" when I worked the methane rigs cuz he fucked everything up.
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ donโ€™t let the bone dawg touch anything
SaaSam
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Account Executive
Good kid but dumber than a box of hammers. Took a fiberglass pipe to the face as a result
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
Ahhh good ole fiber face Chase
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
๐ŸฆŠ
Meet Dave. An ornery old coot. Mean and short to everyone in the warehouse. During an executive tour porn was found on Dave's computer screen. He became Ole Porn Dave.
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
Smh ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ couldnโ€™t wait til he got home huh lol
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
He wasn't let go for that? lol that's hilarious
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
โ˜•๏ธ
I had the nickname Tugboat Paddy because one day when I was hungover (or still drunk), I was watching tugboats work in the harbor and exclaimed "if I get fired, I'm going to become a tugboat captain. The hardest working ships in the sea".ย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
Ahhh to be inspired by a tugboat... simpler timesย 
FlintIronstag
Notorious Answer
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Chief Marketing Officer
There was this really heavyset guy I worked with once in my early twenties. I never learned his actually name but we were friends and would hang out together. Everyone called him pipe because he had a huge dingus. Lucky guy.
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
Never knew his real name?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
FlintIronstag
Notorious Answer
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Chief Marketing Officer
No, just that he was packing heat.
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
๐Ÿ™‰
SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
Guy had Parkinson's, but great spirits and amazing sense of humour. People called him Michael J Fox, or Shakey.ย 
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
Dangโ€ฆ. Not shaky ๐Ÿค
someoneinsales
Tycoon
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Director of Sales
We had a guy we called mouse cuz he spoke so quietly Pantsuit lady (not too her face) cuz she wore suits every day to a job and was not needed for Man bun - this dude had not 1 but 2 man buns verticallyโ€ฆ.
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
Man bun(s) ๐Ÿคฏ
Redroguez
Opinionated
1
Cachin
โ€œPopcrocโ€ bc I was eating pop corns and wearing a crocodile hat
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŠ
sammyslayer
Opinionated
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Senior AE
Large marge the payroll barge.. you get the point. Get out of the payroll biz
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚
FeedTheKids
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Solutions Consultant
Disappointed at the quality of follow up responses, was expecting some good ones ... But I got no good stories myself
Upper_Class_SaaS
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Account Executive
๐Ÿ˜‚ the hypocrisyย 
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