When you fart so loud that zoom reminds you you’re on mute thinking you had something to say
TheRealPezDog
Notable Contributor
0
Account Manager
This hit me jusssst right... lol
goose
Politicker
4
Sales Executive
Responding to shitty polls on War Room
FromaBlankPerspective
Politicker
3
District Manager
More flexibility in my schedule - no travel time, not as long to get ready, can sneak a work out in at lunch, etc.
Diablo
Politicker
3
Sr. AE
Eat, Fart, Repeat
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
2
HMFIC
I lol'd at "fart whenever I want". And it's so true.
Gottapumpthosenumbers
Opinionated
2
Biz Dev
Fart freedom is a huge win for me.
Mudmoon18
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
One of those things you don't think about until you go back into the office for a day.
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
2
sales
incognito tabs
Incognito
WR Officer
2
Master of Disaster
You rang?
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
1
sales
for 11 - 13 seconds
Ryscott0317
Politicker
2
Cloud Specialist
No commute. I always fart whenever I want 😎
Mudmoon18
Politicker
1
Sales Manager
Respect
Ryscott0317
Politicker
1
Cloud Specialist
With a username like “mudmoon” I’m glad you appreciate my comment.
cw95
Politicker
1
Sales Development Lead
Getting to procrastinate when ever you want without being noticed!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
🦊
Freedom.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
Dog is #1, but no commute is a close 2nd
Upper_Class_SaaS
Politicker
1
Account Executive
All of these above + shower only when I need to now... like 2 times a week
BillyHoyle
Tycoon
1
Senior Account Executive
Reallocating my dry cleaning budget to my vape budget.
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
0
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
I get the time I need to focus on my skincare routine
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
0
Director Sales and Market Development
No pants, no public transit or traffic, house is impeccable, dinner at 5pm if i want, workouts on the reg in my home gym. What is not to like, oh no calls after 3pm, going mobile
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