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CuriousFox

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Biggest lies you tell yourself

I'll start:


It's 5 am, I'm sipping my first cup of coffee and the news is playing in the background. I reach over to my laptop and say, "I'll check this OnE email..."



Have you showered today?

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funcoupons
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The prospect will call me back
CuriousFox
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Eternal wait ๐Ÿ˜†
BmajoR
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Account Executive
I will not berate the interns today.ย 
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
5
Account Executive
"I'm not crying, you're crying." whilst looking at myself in a mirror.
CuriousFox
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Every. Day. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ณ
CadenceCombat
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Account Executive
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DaveFromCollege
Notorious Answer
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Account Executive
I think to myself every day about how much I hate sales, but deep down I know I love it and chase the highs like a damn junkie.
CuriousFox
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Dave. You hit me right in the feelz.ย 
Incognito
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Master of Disaster
Iโ€™m gonna call EVERYONE on my list todayย 
Sales4what
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Co-Founder & VP Sales @ PLURiTy
Iโ€™m gonna get out of salesย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" ๐Ÿ˜†
Trinity
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BusDev
I'll never work on weekends
CuriousFox
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I will ignore cellular email notifications after 9 pm ๐Ÿ˜†
Trinity
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BusDev
so true
softwarebro
Politicker
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Sales Director
Today I will update all those sales force tasks
CuriousFox
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That's a good one!ย 
Flippinghubs
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Account Executive
My parents are proud of meย 

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