SammySandbags

Account Executive

Bill and Melinda Gates Divorce

What went wrong in the power couples relationship? They seemed to be two peas in a pod, very charitable, much intelligence. These two had a great business relationship formed in the early days of Microsoft. So what was it?

Was it infidelity? The spark was just gone?

OR....

Did Melinda finally uncover the truth abut Bill's diabolical plan to curb the population with the vaccine?

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CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

Idk about curbing the population but I make the Windows start up noise when I wake up in the mornings now after getting the vaccine... that and the built in GPS are the best side effects so far ;)

SammySandbags

Politicker

Account Executive

Unfortunately for me my vaccine made my default browser Internet Explorer, so my thoughts are a bit slower these days. ;)

Did you know, the Windows start up noise was made on a Mac?

BigCheese

Notorious Answer

Agency Recruiter

That's a wild fun fact. That's like saying the Coca-Cola can was designed at Pepsi.

The vaccine got my 5G off the chain!

SADNES5

Politicker

down voters are marketing spies

I'm thankful for the vaccine, I feel like it can defend me from COVID. Much like Windows Defender™ which comes bundled free with every copy of Windows 10™ to help protect you and your information from malicious online activity.

SammySandbags

Politicker

Account Executive

😂😂😂

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

Lmfao

SaaSguy

Tycoon

Account Executive

They probably spent more time together in 2020 because of the pandemic and realized wow when we aren't busy off doing our projects we cannot stand each other.

Chep

WR Officer

Bitcoin Adoption Specialist

🤣🤣🤣

Salespreuner

Big Shot

Regional Sales Director

Omg, 😂😂👌

SalesPharaoh

Big Shot

Senior Account Executive

Man so many people I know broke up because of COVID

fuzzy

Notable Contributor

CMO (Chief Meme Officer)

Watch Melinda be the eugenics mastermind and Bill has always just been the wholesome nerd

SammySandbags

Politicker

Account Executive

oh how the tables have turned..?

SADNES5

Politicker

down voters are marketing spies

Who gets to control my vaccine implant? Alternate weekends?

SammySandbags

Politicker

Account Executive

too good😂😂😂

BlueJays2591

Politicker

Federal Business Dev Director

seemed more like a business relationship toward the end.

SammySandbags

Politicker

Account Executive

all marriages are, right?

BlueJays2591

Politicker

Federal Business Dev Director

haha very good point.

Ace

Arsonist

CEO

Many memes about the last one lol

TheRealPezDog

Notable Contributor

Account Manager

This is DEFINITELY a way for them to hide/offshore their wealth... has to be.

SammySandbags

Politicker

Account Executive

Always is

SADNES5

Politicker

down voters are marketing spies

Adding one more.

Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos pulled out of the marriage when the found out it was a union.

SammySandbags

Politicker

Account Executive

nice lol

Chep

WR Officer

Bitcoin Adoption Specialist

Hahahaha def the latter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

rsamm

Opinionated

BDR

We're about to see the largest purchase of an online dating app in history. You know Big Bill is eyeing a Tinder purchase.

SammySandbags

Politicker

Account Executive

👀

Trinity

WR Officer

BusDev

LOL. BG is trending today on Twitter with memes and people posting about them receiving DM from him on IG prior to the announcement.

SammySandbags

Politicker

Account Executive

wow, wonder who had the scoop

sam

Politicker

Sales Ops

too many good memes

SammySandbags

Politicker

Account Executive

Im scrolling thru them all now. Internet stays undefeated

thegrinch

Politicker

SDR

LOL!

Adslanger1

Opinionated

Senior Account Executive

Shit happens...

Salesisfun

Opinionated

My moneys on an Enron-esque divest to hop over insider trading...or Bill's just gonna get huge and find a good looking tv reporter like Bezos

swizard

Celebrated Contributor

Sales Evangelist

I'd vote for the latter one! :xD

Cyberjarre

Politicker

BDR

Must do for me, 4 days a week. Was actually easier while in the office than at home, but yes. I love sweating out to reset at lunch.

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