Bracket Blood

I love keeping up with Corp on insta but I'm sure he has hundreds of bloodbath DMs that he isn't sharing and I need to read all of the tea. 
Worked for Paycom? let's hear about it
ADP the worst sales org of all time? knew it. 
SAP not doing it for you anymore? bet. 
Gong reps LinkedIn flexing for quota? we know. 
Zenefits still f*cking in the stairwells? doubt it. 
*you don't have to work at one of the named companies. I just want to hear the stories!*
Spill it savages. ☕️
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BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
I just made some popcorn, let's hear the juicy bits. 
Feds_Watchin
Politicker
2
AE
Gusto CISO is the latest dude to get the wrath on LI. I made a reference to a bowl of popcorn in that LI chain. Blasto butter or organic. Microwave that bowl Queen and scroll away. That shit was EPIC!
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
Don’t work for any of those companies but I know zenefits hired a new ceo back in 2016 or 17 to change the culture and he got rid of alcohol in the office
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
1
SaaS Eater
Correct, and with him went all the good stories coming out of their office. 

I haven't worked at any of these companies either but I recall someone telling me Zenefits was doing Tequilla Fridays or something and after each deal closed they were taking shots, whole office was wasted by noon, but smiling and dialing
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
Probably a parabolic curve of drinks and sales made. Reached a top and then plummeted fast on those days…
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
"Would shoe like to bay some inzuranz Zenefits?"


RobinBanks
Contributor
0
SAE
I heard the old Zenefits CEO and sales crew went to Rippling. If you look at some of Ripplings reps on LinkedIn, most used to work for Partyfits back in the day
KB_FarmerType
Opinionated
0
Strategic Sales
Salesforce?
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