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Bravado license plate holder - any suggestions??

Hey savages,

Need your help with something in the Commission Exchange. There's a big revamp with new items coming soon, but we're stuck on one thing...

What phrase do we put on the license plate holders?

I'm talking a classic bumper-sticker-phrase-to-make-drivers-look-twice kind of license plate holder. Let me hear what you're made of in the comments.

P.S. Whoever has the best suggestion will get a free one :)

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CoorsKing

WR Officer

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Retired King of the Coors Knights

I mean other than SADNESS?

If we are going for corny, my top thoughts are:
- All SaaS, No Soul.
- I <3 Fat Checks
- One does not simply "unsubscribe"
- Sold my soul for a DocuSign

You could also put the age old "coffee is for closers" on it.

DungeonsNDemos

Big Shot

5

Rolling 20's all day

What about: Powered by Rejection

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

4

☕️

Closer on Board
BANT ME
DIAL4$

BigCheese

Notorious Answer

4

Agency Recruiter

Scoopin’ Butter 🤙

SADNES5

Politicker

3

down voters are marketing spies

Dolphin Noises

BigCheese

Notorious Answer

3

Agency Recruiter

A true OG. Thank you.

paddy

WR Officer

4

Director of Business Development

Pipelines Weren't Built In a Day #SADNESS

Chep

WR Officer

4

Bitcoin Adoption Specialist

I Talk Good For A Living

goose

Politicker

1

Sales Executive

I'd buy this.

queenops

Opinionated

3

Maker of Sales

MAKE SALES. The west wasn't won on Marketing.

goose

Politicker

2

Sales Executive

This one needs more upvotes.

queenops

Opinionated

1

Maker of Sales

points to you, @goose

paddy

WR Officer

3

Director of Business Development

What's the character limit? @lilc

lilc

WR Lieutenant

1

Chief of Staff @ Bravado

tbd, just give it your best shot

SADNES5

Politicker

3

down voters are marketing spies

Can we have the War Room logo in sticker form... I'd like it on my laptop and vespa windscreen.

lilc

WR Lieutenant

2

Chief of Staff @ Bravado

It's the vespa for me...but I'm sure we can make this happen

SADNES5

Politicker

1

down voters are marketing spies

(I don't have a vespa, but maybe if I can get a matte black one...)

funcoupons

WR Officer

3

👑

I like things that only fellow salespeople would understand...

CRCLEBCK
NOTRKCKRS
QLFDLDSONLY
GKSLAYER

Chep

WR Officer

2

Bitcoin Adoption Specialist

Very excited to see that my quote made it :D Does this mean I will get a free one so I can drive around Boston repping Bravado on the back of my car?

lilc

WR Lieutenant

1

Chief of Staff @ Bravado

It absolutely means that.

DaveGreen

Arsonist

1

Head of Sales

“Sales Matter”

TheSolicitorGeneral

Politicker

1

Small Market AE

"Dolla dolla bills, ya'll"

SADNES5

Politicker

1

down voters are marketing spies

SALES ARE DOPE
cLOSER (small c)
VERBAL

Justatitle

Big Shot

1

Account Executive

Valudrvr could work really well

Justatitle

Big Shot

1

Account Executive

SVGELYFE

SADNES5

Politicker

1

down voters are marketing spies

Marketing - Not even once

TheNegotiator

Arsonist

1

VP of Sales

Dead In$ide

TheNegotiator

Arsonist

1

VP of Sales

@lilcam I still in a commission timeout?

fuzzy

Notable Contributor

0

CMO (Chief Meme Officer)

Driving is for closers.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

0

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

I came up with a few:

Kicking SaaS
Driven by Quota
Ask me about my electronic leash

IAMAM

Catalyst

0

SADNESS

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