It's gonna get well weird when I move to the common seating area and take off my trousers for a zoom demo.
What habit are you scared of bringing to the office?
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Bringing WFH to the office- Funny scenarios only!
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I'm going to have to dial back the snark.
Saying, "you dumb bitch" in person might be frowned upon.
Saying, "you dumb bitch" in person might be frowned upon.
Get out of my head!
and in to my car?
I'm scared of quoting the soprano's "You motherless fuck"
First day back in the office, I'm just plugging away, not really paying much attention.ย Until one of the ops team walks back into the salesroom and goes; "OMG there's a fire!"ย I was like 'holy shit!'ย ย
It wasn't until I was a few steps away from my desk that I realized I had been ripping my vape like I was sitting in my home office and the whole salesroom was a cloud of vapor....smh!
Needless to say, we have a new no vape policy in the office.
It wasn't until I was a few steps away from my desk that I realized I had been ripping my vape like I was sitting in my home office and the whole salesroom was a cloud of vapor....smh!
Needless to say, we have a new no vape policy in the office.
My CEO will likely want to talk about the VP of Sales position when he sees me rip the bong a few times before jumping on a demo with our potential next big client.ย
Itโs the hoodie in my case lol. I have a habit of wearing clothes only when absolutely necessary. Tropical summers arenโt of help at all eitherย
I basically dress how corp bro dresses in his sales in q4 skit
Lol, that one hits hard.ย
Yasss!
Going to have to get used to headphones again. Right now I blast music and take all my calls on speaker. Don't think any of my coworkers want to listen to my terrible karaoke all day
on behalf of your coworkers... that is exactly what they want :D
gotta stop eating spaghetti with my hands...
But it's so much fun!
Calling people asshat out loud after getting off internal calls. Maybe I can switch to the more office friendly jabroni?
Imagine the awkwardness of the monday town hall
Farting so loudly on Zoom that it reminds me Iโm on mute thinking I had something to say
First day back in the office, I'm just plugging away, not really paying much attention.ย
Eating every single hour of the day lol
This is on my to-do list for the week.
This is on my to-do list for the week.
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