The War Room
Discussion
Post

Bringing WFH to the office- Funny scenarios only!

It's gonna get well weird when I move to the common seating area and take off my trousers for a zoom demo.


What habit are you scared of bringing to the office?

πŸ˜‚ Sales Humor
5
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Senior Account Executive
I'm going to have to dial back the snark.

Saying, "you dumb bitch" in person might be frowned upon.
Captain_Q
Arsonist
+8
Sr. Account Executive
Get out of my head!
wHaTyAgOtCoOkInG
Catalyst
+4
Account Executive
and in to my car?
wHaTyAgOtCoOkInG
Catalyst
+4
Account Executive
I'm scared of quoting the soprano's "You motherless fuck"

Captain_Q
Arsonist
+8
Sr. Account Executive
First day back in the office, I'm just plugging away, not really paying much attention.Β  Until one of the ops team walks back into the salesroom and goes; "OMG there's a fire!"Β  I was like 'holy shit!'Β Β 

It wasn't until I was a few steps away from my desk that I realized I had been ripping my vape like I was sitting in my home office and the whole salesroom was a cloud of vapor....smh!

Needless to say, we have a new no vape policy in the office.
FeedTheKids
Politicker
+3
Solutions Consultant
My CEO will likely want to talk about the VP of Sales position when he sees me rip the bong a few times before jumping on a demo with our potential next big client.Β 
Savagedoge
Politicker
+7
Account Executive
It’s the hoodie in my case lol. I have a habit of wearing clothes only when absolutely necessary. Tropical summers aren’t of help at all eitherΒ 
wHaTyAgOtCoOkInG
Catalyst
+4
Account Executive
I basically dress how corp bro dresses in his sales in q4 skit

Savagedoge
Politicker
+7
Account Executive
Lol, that one hits hard.Β 
Show 1 more replies
CoorsKing
WR Officer
+11
King of the Coors Knights
Going to have to get used to headphones again. Right now I blast music and take all my calls on speaker. Don't think any of my coworkers want to listen to my terrible karaoke all day
wHaTyAgOtCoOkInG
Catalyst
+4
Account Executive
on behalf of your coworkers... that is exactly what they want :D
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
+14
Regional VP
gotta stop eating spaghetti with my hands...
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Senior Account Executive
But it's so much fun!
Tres_Comas
Politicker
+6
Account Executive
Calling people asshat out loud after getting off internal calls. Maybe I can switch to the more office friendly jabroni?
wHaTyAgOtCoOkInG
Catalyst
+4
Account Executive
Imagine the awkwardness of the monday town hall
RaymundoFlex
Opinionated
+2
AE
Farting so loudly on Zoom that it reminds me I’m on mute thinking I had something to say
alecabral
Arsonist
+8
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
Eating every single hour of the day lol
15
Do you game while you work, whether at the office or WFH?
Discussion
61
Do you game while at work?
Jh
+105
Jhonbpal , Β  HarryCaray , Β  saygrace Β  and 105 people voted
*Voting in this poll no longer yields commission.
16
Working shirtless? (or, making WFH comfortable)
Discussion
28
24
WFH, WHY are execs obsessed with us all returning to the office?
Discussion
43