Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about poetry, you perv.
Last week, I learned that
all most of you savages are super into my poetry, which is an honor. Really. So I thought, what better way to delight you this Monday afternoon than with a haiku and very special treat?
Our money is small
But our quota still stands high
How to do my job?
Okay so maybe haikus aren’t necessarily my strong suit...but the sentiment is relevant. Some of us have to do our jobs with little to no company support for a legit tech stack. And sometimes it fuggin' sucks.
Which means this one is not for those of you at big companies that give you cushy ergonomic chairs, endless supplies of ‘healthy’ snacks that are just off-brand originals, and funding dedicated to your armory of sales tools.
No. This one is for you savages out here on your own, wondering how the hell you’re supposed to get everything done without any money or support for tools. Thus, I present to you the real treat of the month: The Million-Dollar DIY Tech Deck that happens to be just $66 a month.