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Care to join me for an afternoon delight?

Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about poetry, you perv.


Last week, I learned that all most of you savages are super into my poetry, which is an honor. Really. So I thought, what better way to delight you this Monday afternoon than with a haiku and very special treat?


Our money is small

But our quota still stands high

How to do my job?


Okay so maybe haikus aren’t necessarily my strong suit...but the sentiment is relevant. Some of us have to do our jobs with little to no company support for a legit tech stack. And sometimes it fuggin' sucks.


Which means this one is not for those of you at big companies that give you cushy ergonomic chairs, endless supplies of ‘healthy’ snacks that are just off-brand originals, and funding dedicated to your armory of sales tools. 


No. This one is for you savages out here on your own, wondering how the hell you’re supposed to get everything done without any money or support for tools. Thus, I present to you the real treat of the month: The Million-Dollar DIY Tech Deck that happens to be just $66 a month.


We have got the goods lined up (and tips on how to wield ‘em) in the DIY Tech Deck article, exclusively on Bravado Academy.

https://bravado.co/academy/diy-tech-deck
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InQ5WeTrust
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Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Poetry is beautiful. 

There once was a BDR from mass, 
Whose outbound was rather crass, 
he mansplained one day, 
For which he was told he would pay, 
now he picks up trash on the overpass. 

poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
That’s wicked good, kid. 
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Never forget that T-pain rhymed mansion with wiscansin in Can't believe it. 
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funcoupons
WR Officer
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that's queen coups to u
Quit being a tease, Corp.
GrizzleMcThornBody
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EVP - RevOps

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poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
I’m at a loss for words here. This comment is all-time bold. 
InQ5WeTrust
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Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
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InQ5WeTrust
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Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
Papa Grizz is a real human??? I thought you were made of cinnamon crunch goodness. 
GrizzleMcThornBody
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EVP - RevOps
your inbox will be saved for last
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funcoupons
WR Officer
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that's queen coups to u
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InQ5WeTrust
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Sales Savages, what is our profession? Trauma!
King 
Kong 
Dong 
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Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
It you 👀
GrizzleMcThornBody
Arsonist
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EVP - RevOps
i wussed out
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WomenWantMeFishFearMe
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SDR LXIX
🥵
jefe
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Sales Director
Love the poetry and comments, but also want to take a moment to send some appreciation to the Tech Stack article itself.

Great stuff!
Diablo
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AE
Great article on tech stack
Sr.Rythmics
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CEO
Ugh… My Big Brown Bravado all in your resources.
Gutter Strong, Corp Approved…
si
sickofthetoxic
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down voters are marketing spies
Great setup corp bro
three more bucks to make it "nice"
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