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Care to join me for an afternoon delight?

Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about poetry, you perv.


Last week, I learned that all most of you savages are super into my poetry, which is an honor. Really. So I thought, what better way to delight you this Monday afternoon than with a haiku and very special treat?


Our money is small

But our quota still stands high

How to do my job?


Okay so maybe haikus aren’t necessarily my strong suit...but the sentiment is relevant. Some of us have to do our jobs with little to no company support for a legit tech stack. And sometimes it fuggin' sucks.


Which means this one is not for those of you at big companies that give you cushy ergonomic chairs, endless supplies of ‘healthy’ snacks that are just off-brand originals, and funding dedicated to your armory of sales tools. 


No. This one is for you savages out here on your own, wondering how the hell you’re supposed to get everything done without any money or support for tools. Thus, I present to you the real treat of the month: The Million-Dollar DIY Tech Deck that happens to be just $66 a month.


We have got the goods lined up (and tips on how to wield ‘em) in the DIY Tech Deck article, exclusively on Bravado Academy.

https://bravado.co/academy/diy-tech-deck
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InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Poetry is beautiful. 

There once was a BDR from mass, 
Whose outbound was rather crass, 
he mansplained one day, 
For which he was told he would pay, 
now he picks up trash on the overpass. 

poweredbycaffeine
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That’s wicked good, kid. 
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Never forget that T-pain rhymed mansion with wiscansin in Can't believe it. 
funcoupons
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They call me Weezy F and the F is for phenomenal 
HoosierDaddy
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Kids these days will never truly understand lil wayne
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It's true. He was so much more before he was living in Drizzy's shadow.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Quit being a tease, Corp.
hh456
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sales
poweredbycaffeine
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I’m at a loss for words here. This comment is all-time bold. 
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
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hh456
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sales
please dont burn me
hh456
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sales
here for the fam
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Papa Grizz is a real human??? I thought you were made of cinnamon crunch goodness. 
hh456
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sales
your inbox will be saved for last
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
I'm honoured. I'll raise a bowl in your name. 
funcoupons
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B
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InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
King 
Kong 
Dong 
hh456
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Nervous
And
Anxious
InQ5WeTrust
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
Burn it all down
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Y
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O
Incognito
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Master of Disaster
It you 👀
hh456
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sales
i wussed out
Incognito
WR Officer
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Master of Disaster
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hh456
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ok i had to remove my post cause someone messaged me trying to sell me something. so this is why we cant have nice things.
funcoupons
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LOL, fuckin SDRs.
hh456
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sales
gotta love em, 'what if i told you I could guarantee you...' was how the message started
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Hope your response was "what if I told you I don't give a grizzly's ass cheek?"
hh456
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sales
it was similar
WomenWantMeFishFearMe
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AM
🥵
jefe
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Love the poetry and comments, but also want to take a moment to send some appreciation to the Tech Stack article itself.

Great stuff!
Diablo
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Great article on tech stack
Sr.Rythmics
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CEO
Ugh… My Big Brown Bravado all in your resources.
Gutter Strong, Corp Approved…
SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
Great setup corp bro
three more bucks to make it "nice"
fire 'tent war room 
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