Sup fuckers?
I just discovered an exquisitely well-paired snack that is GUARANTEED to help you build more qualified pipeline and increase your conversion rates; Goldfish and Cashews.
Might sound a little odd at first, but break open a bag of both, mix them together, and watch the magic happen with your increased dialing speed and eloquence as you schmooze prospects on the phone.
Why is this relevant, you ask? Because sales reps need brain food, and there's only so much cocaine in this world to go around when you have animals like ๏ปฟ@WCK๏ปฟ constantly on the hunt.
Pro tip: they taste even better with a nice glass of Kerosene after a long day of chasing interns naked down your hallways with a meat cleaver while foaming at the mouth.
-paddy
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