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Coffee Pees?

Do you drink so much coffee that your pee smells like coffee? Is this a problem? Sorry if this is gross but I am shook. **BTW I drink water, of course

Coffee Aroma?
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CoorsKing
WR Officer
+11
King of the Coors Knights
It’s how you know who is actually good at sales and who just says they are but doesn’t close anything. I can’t remember a time this didn’t happen lol
NotInterested
Valued Contributor
+4
Business Development Manager
#ClosersHaveCoffeePees
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
+9
WR Enthusiast
Several times a day! If not, I'll kill my coworkersΒ 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
+9
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
I drink a lot of coffee, have for years, and have never once had my urine smell like coffee. However, if I eat chili my urine will smell like chili...which is disturbing on its own. Everyone's bladder is susceptible to a certain level of sulfur permeability.
OpalTiddyChurger
Arsonist
+9
Funbags Enthusiast
I feel you, my body does the same but for everything.Β 
NotInterested
Valued Contributor
+4
Business Development Manager
I am screaming. Smells like chili. I am done. LolΒ 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Officer
+9
Bean Juice Drinker | Sales Savant
Feels like a dirty punk band: Chili Piss

Edit: Red Hot Chili Piss
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funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
up in Fiji, under paddy
I feel like I've learned way too much about ya'lls bodily functions in the past few weeks.
NotInterested
Valued Contributor
+4
Business Development Manager
HAH! This is a safe space, right!?Β 
DrunkenArt
Politicker
+6
Sales Associate
If your pee doesn't smell like coffee, then you're not doing it right.Β 
NotInterested
Valued Contributor
+4
Business Development Manager
That's what I'm sayin!!! Give me the caffeine, babyyy!!Β 
GDO
Politicker
+7
BDM
I can’t remember the time my pees were not coffee aroma’d
uncorpse
Politicker
+5
Sales Development
Never!
FarmingU
Politicker
+8
Account Manager
yeap, happens to me when I take more than 3 in the morning.
But nothing compared with when I eat, well everybody, eats sparragus. Holyshit, what a strong smell
Gyro25
Politicker
+6
BDR - Enterprise and Partnerships
My piss smells like a light roast on heavy days..Can relate loll
SammySandbags
Politicker
+6
Account Executive
Big debate with a few of my friends, heavy coffee drinkers and they never smell their coffee pee... I was baffledΒ 
User1234567
Politicker
+5
User1234567
coffee then water every hourΒ 
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