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Coffee Pees?

Do you drink so much coffee that your pee smells like coffee? Is this a problem? Sorry if this is gross but I am shook. **BTW I drink water, of course

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CoorsKing
WR Officer
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
It’s how you know who is actually good at sales and who just says they are but doesn’t close anything. I can’t remember a time this didn’t happen lol
NotInterested
Catalyst
1
Business Development Manager
#ClosersHaveCoffeePees
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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I drink a lot of coffee, have for years, and have never once had my urine smell like coffee. However, if I eat chili my urine will smell like chili...which is disturbing on its own. Everyone's bladder is susceptible to a certain level of sulfur permeability.
BmajoR
Arsonist
1
Account Executive
I feel you, my body does the same but for everything. 
NotInterested
Catalyst
0
Business Development Manager
I am screaming. Smells like chili. I am done. Lol 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
2
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Feels like a dirty punk band: Chili Piss

Edit: Red Hot Chili Piss
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
2
AM
Is it bad that I’m craving chili now after reading this?
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
I feel like I've learned way too much about ya'lls bodily functions in the past few weeks.
NotInterested
Catalyst
0
Business Development Manager
HAH! This is a safe space, right!? 
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
2
War Room Enthusiast
Several times a day! If not, I'll kill my coworkers 
DrunkenArt
Politicker
1
Sales Representative
If your pee doesn't smell like coffee, then you're not doing it right. 
NotInterested
Catalyst
0
Business Development Manager
That's what I'm sayin!!! Give me the caffeine, babyyy!! 
GDO
Politicker
1
BDM
I can’t remember the time my pees were not coffee aroma’d
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
It’s how you know who is actually good at sales and who just says they are but doesn’t close anything. I can’t remember a time this didn’t happen.
uncorpse
Politicker
0
Sales Development
Never!
FarmingU
Politicker
0
Account Manager
yeap, happens to me when I take more than 3 in the morning.
But nothing compared with when I eat, well everybody, eats sparragus. Holyshit, what a strong smell
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
0
Account Executive
My piss smells like a light roast on heavy days..Can relate loll
SammySandbags
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Big debate with a few of my friends, heavy coffee drinkers and they never smell their coffee pee... I was baffled 
User1234567
Politicker
0
User1234567
coffee then water every hour 
Error32
Politicker
0
ISR
It's only happening once a month? I don't think it's a huge deal. If it's happening multiple times a month, that's a problem.
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
They are most likely just trying to get everyone involved and bond as a company! I think so should be mandatory but not that many when you feel that it is affecting your personal life

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