One time, back in college, I worked for satisfaction survey call farm and I was working with Jiffy Lube and one guy in Alabama picked up and asked "Jiffy Lube?" I said, "yes sir, I am following up on your recent visit to the ______ street location." He countered with, "if it is Pennzoil you can shove it up your ass." and hung up on me. It was hilarious.

I also ended up talking to a lady about her cat for like thirty minutes. She was stuck in her house because of a hurricane.

Justatitle

Politicker

Account Executive

D*ck bag is an underused insult.

ThatNewAE

Politicker

Account Executive - Mid enterprise

My imaginative brain just made up an image. I can't unsee D*ck bag now.

Pachacuti

Politicker

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

If the call wasn't being recorded I probably would have just seen how long the guy would have gone before hanging up himself.

GDO

Politicker

BDM

he could have had a lot of fun with the dude :D

antiASKHOLE

Big Shot

Account Executive

That guy woke up and chose violence. I often wonder why people like that own businesses. Maybe they are 2nd gen and feel a sense of entitlement. who knows.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

I need to add this to my vocab 😆

Cold Call Reenactment: D**k Bag

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