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Cold Call Reenactment: D**k Bag

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The customer is always right… if you work in customer service.

But this is sales and we take too many blunt objects to the soul to not stand up for ourselves every once in a while.

Shoutout to this coldcalling savage for being the Mental Wealth King that he is… and for most likely moving this to Stage 2 after hanging up.

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lowhangersalesbanger
Executive
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Director of Sales
Yo I think that was my dad
IndianaShep
Politicker
1
Director of Sales and Marketing
One time, back in college, I worked for satisfaction survey call farm and I was working with Jiffy Lube and one guy in Alabama picked up and asked "Jiffy Lube?" I said, "yes sir, I am following up on your recent visit to the ______ street location." He countered with, "if it is Pennzoil you can shove it up your ass." and hung up on me. It was hilarious.

I also ended up talking to a lady about her cat for like thirty minutes. She was stuck in her house because of a hurricane.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
D*ck bag is an underused insult.
ThatNewAE
Big Shot
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Account Executive - Mid enterprise
My imaginative brain just made up an image. I can't unsee D*ck bag now.
Pachacuti
Politicker
0
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
If the call wasn't being recorded I probably would have just seen how long the guy would have gone before hanging up himself.
GDO
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BDM
he could have had a lot of fun with the dude :D
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
That guy woke up and chose violence. I often wonder why people like that own businesses. Maybe they are 2nd gen and feel a sense of entitlement. who knows.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I need to add this to my vocab 😆

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