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Cold Call Reenactment: Do Not Call List

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What wins: an unstoppable force or an immovable object? This paradox comes from Han Feizi in 3rd century BC when - you guessed it - a SALESPERSON was trying to sell a shield that could defend against any spear and a spear that could pierce any shield. Let’s just say he didn’t close the deal, but that sales savage battled every bullshit objection his prospect threw at him until he was place on a government do-not-call list. He would go on to blame his sales pitch paradox on his SDR, marketing, and Ops team.


If you have cold calls that you'd like @GeneralCorp  to reenact, email [email protected] 🙏


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funcoupons
WR Officer
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👑
"Hey is it a bad time?" has me dead.
Kiona
Opinionated
1
Head of Business Development
I almost peed my pants - how good is this?!?!
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
0
Key account manager
same 😂
CuriousFox
WR Officer
19
🦊
Why didn't the angry guy just hang up from the beginning?

Mad respect to the sales rep.
funcoupons
WR Officer
11
👑
Because he's frustrated with his shitty life and needs a punching bag. Wife probably left his sorry, small dick energy self years ago and someone like that definitely doesn't have friends.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
0
War Room Enthusiast
Oh yeah that sales rep is amazing, the endured till the end, and that prospect was just taking it all out of him just becuase he can. I feel bad for the prospect and would love to invite that rep for a drink or two!
CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Right, I really don't get that.
Kiona
Opinionated
1
Head of Business Development
I want to hire this rep - literally - I have open postings. 
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
11
General of The War Room
For real if you have a good (shorter than 2 min) cold call for us to reenact... [email protected] 
RedLightning
Politicker
1
Mid-Market AE
I just got a "remove me from your email list" from a CMO/CTO. Is it the same guy?
queenops
Opinionated
2
Maker of Sales
My favorite is when I send an actual personalized, real email to a single  customer and they say "unsubscribe". 
SalesSage
Valued Contributor
0
National Account Manager
me too!   I always follow up with a personalized thank you for the reply and sure to remove you... dick!
TennisandSales
Politicker
7
Head Of Sales
an absolute LEGEND. I give the AE/SDR so much credit for being able to get through the whole script 🤣🤣🤣Its like an actor on SNL not breaking character. 

so much talent. 

LegacySoftware
Opinionated
6
Strategic Account Executive
I mean to be fair, that pitch wasn’t great, but I’m sure the Pitcher kills by blasting out a bazillion calls with no regard for human life.
inboundsalesrep
Politicker
5
SDR
I hope he needed that software he wouldn't hear about
JustGonnaSendIt
Politicker
3
Burn Towns, Get Money
Talk about unprofessional to behave that way on the phone (from the exec). Email that recording to his boss CC him.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
3
War Room Enthusiast
That rep is a beast! I would have dropped that call waaay sooner!! 
Kiona
Opinionated
3
Head of Business Development
"The value to you....."

UNSTOPPABLE
HappyGilmore
Politicker
2
Account Executive
"Hang the fuck up" hahaha. He held his ground on not wanting to be the one to hangup.
DrunkenArt
Politicker
2
Sales Representative
One of the best ones yet! The rep stayed the course the entire time and didn't waiver one bit
RedLightning
Politicker
2
Mid-Market AE
wow, I really want to know what happened in that guys work life to react to cold calls like that. I'd also love to listen to the hypocracy behind that marketer probably going into a meeting after that and utilizing cookies, drip campaigns, and intrusive ads. 
Bueller
Politicker
2
Account Executive
This is the best thing I have seen all week
Kiona
Opinionated
2
Head of Business Development
All pandemic
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
I'm fucking dying this is amazing
SammySandbags
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Gold, cant believe he hooked that fish for so long.
Gottapumpthosenumbers
Opinionated
1
Biz Dev
The commitment to the pitch was SECOND TO NONE 😂
UserNotFound
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I would love to know who that exec was and see how many misspelled Facebook status updates he posts in a week.... I'd put $ on 12+
Sheriff
Politicker
1
Sales Trainer
This is one of the greatest callers out there, to just keep pitching through wave after wave of f-bombs. This is my new Idol.
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
1
Account Executive
PMP (peed my pants). 
Kiona
Opinionated
1
Head of Business Development
I almost commented several times on LI before remembering that it was LINKEDIN 


 you f-ing kill me 


I almost peed myself at "Is it a bad time?" 

NEVER STOP POSTING 
annonsales
Opinionated
1
Sales Development Representative
The fact he kept yelling for the Salesperson to hang up when he could've just as easily clicked has me dead. 
TheSalesTherapist
Contributor
1
Sales Executive - Top Company Performer
I feel like that guy had some other stuff going on in his life he was working out.
queenops
Opinionated
0
Maker of Sales
hahahahah I can't believe that man opted to say "go to hell" 7000 times instead of just hanging up the call. Amazing. And what a trooper, that salesperson.
Incognito
WR Officer
0
Master of Disaster
#goals
NoSuperhero
Politicker
0
BDR LEAD
He just kept going, lmao no fucks given hahahaha and then laughs in then end, so good.
Smile_N_Dial
0
Sales Executive
Persistence is key. He kept a smile on for sure. 😁 
cw95
Politicker
0
Sales Development Lead
I admire the balls to ignore and carry on. 
friendlyginge
Politicker
0
Account Executive
This sales rep is an absolute legend for holding his composure so well 
KPIMaster
Politicker
0
Enterprise Account Executive
So…call him back next month? You know…KPIs and whatnot, lol.
JC10X
Politicker
0
Senior Sales Manager
Hahhaa loved the resilience!
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