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Cold Call Reenactment: I'm a Winner!

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In this week's Unsubscribe Show AMA we have a new post for you all to enjoy. This is a real cold call submitted to us by a sales savage who had "one of the crazier conversations" of his entire sales life on this call.


What decrepit hellhole did we shoot this from? How many times does it take @GeneralCorp to nail the lip-syncing? What you don't have to ask is, 'is this real?' since you're all sales savages and know that insane stuff like this happens on the phones everyday of our lives and we just have to keep smiling and dialing and hopefully hit quota one day so we can afford a therapist.


So ask away 👇 and @MassholeMovesWest @Tapatio and @GeneralCorp will do their best to answer your questions.


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MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
10
Account Executive
Before anyone asks, the answer is yes this was a "fuego" lead from marketing
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
4
Rolling 20's all day
Maybe their "fuego" is meant to mean like "pile of flaming garbage"?
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
Typical.
Maximas
Tycoon
0
Senior Sales Executive
Good,as I doubted it was real for a sec:)!!
funcoupons
WR Officer
10
👑
Honestly I wouldn't even be mad if I got this lead. Way more interesting than the typical "I diDnT AgReE To tHIs CaLl" or "We HaVe a $1 BuDgEt WhaT cAn U d0 4 Us" leads that come from SDRs and marketing.
dncsv
OG Sales Savage
0
SD manager
oi, those come from marketing. don't put sdrs in with that bunch.
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
👑
Unfortunately they come from the SDRs at my company. 
AlphaCharlie
Arsonist
7
Account executive
This brings me back to my cold calling days...
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
7
Account Executive
Any sales savages care to take a stab at this meme format:
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
8
Account Executive
For example:
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
6
War Room Enthusiast
I could not take my eyes of the cigarrette stash the whole video xD
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I wasn’t sure who was selling who. Or who was selling what. Let me guess, Florida?
MassholeMovesWest
WR Officer
2
Account Executive
Technically it was shot at a home in LA, but when you walk in it immediately turns into Florida. 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Bwahahaha.  LA works too.   I've got to watch again.  That was fun.
buckets1
Politicker
2
AE
I had a Florida territory once. It was one of the more...interesting years of my professional life.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Florida person to my WA based BDR last year:  "I don't talk to people from Washington".  Click.
buckets1
Politicker
1
AE
Bahaha @Sunbunny31 this is way too accurate. Not to get too political but I had a FL customer call the day Biden got elected. Asked how his day was going. He said “I’m ok considering this is the worst day in American history.”
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
@buckets1 Poor baby.  I hope he got over it.   
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
Man... now I have a new way to answer to telemarketing scammers. This is hilarious!
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
I don't get scam calls anymore thanks to a super sweet screening function my telecom provider offers but the next time someone gets through I'm answering "City Morgue, u kill 'em we chill 'em."
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
4
Rolling 20's all day
When I retire early and get bored with my life I'll make this a hobby. Or better yet, a sport competition. Just need to make up some rules. 
thatdocumentguy
Member
0
VP Growth
You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
TheOverTaker
Politicker
3
Senior Account Executive
thats REOCURRING 
subzerocaller
2
AE
I hope to have one of my cold calls go this far south one day
SaaSbod
Contributor
0
Sr Sales Account Exec
This reminds me of cold calling blue-collar for SEO/SEM
Lysistrata
Good Citizen
-4
CEO
I can't believe i invested any minutes of my life on this.
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
ya your time is just so valuable that you took the time to write this comment LOL
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