You suck. Two words that may not break bones, but boy do they hurt feelings. Now to be fair, these are not the only two words uttered by the prospect on this insane call, far from it. But it's the core of the message and it hits our salesperson right in his core like a bag of bricks.
Good thing they've been working out a bunch and doing a ton of planks and crunches and whatnot so their core is super tight and ready to handle any objection logical or totally and completely illogical.
Have you ever received a call that compares to this one? Please send it over to [email protected] and @GeneralCorp may just reenact your words as well.
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