Corp Capital (Investor? Possibly you)

Greetings all,

I know I know, you're like, "Corp?! WHERE YA BEEN?"


Short answer: Grinin'.... Long answer: Grinding.


But, today I come to thee with an opportunity.... PRESTIGE-STIGE-STIGE....WORLDWIDE-WIDE-WIDE....


Investors? Possibly you!


So I've got these essential oils... and basically if you buy them, well, actually, if you get YOUR FRIENDS to sell them... then like, we could be millionaires.


JK.


Okay, so many of you have heard of my investment syndicate group for sales savages: Corp Capital (www.corpcapital.vc). Some of you are in it, and some of you aren't. Regardless, we have some big and #relevant investments coming down the pipe. 


I wanted to invite you all to join. Theres about 500 savages currently involved. We host the group through Angel List (for paperwork) and Slack (for communications). Yes, unfortunately there are some legal requirements... And many of them can be answered on the CorpCap FAQ. But.... I also want this thread to be an AMA. 


Here is the direct link to join if interested: https://angel.co/s/corpcapital/9OVGJ

www.corpcapital.vc Corp Capital Our community of angels brings together hundreds of members focused on investing in and empowering the next generation of business-defining technology related to sales, marketing, web3, and the creator-economy.When people ask us what we do, we simply say "unicorn sh!t."
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funcoupons
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Do u accept maple syrup money from us snow people? 😳
GeneralCorp
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General of The War Room
One of the rare currencies we do indeed accept
funcoupons
WR Officer
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K cool. It’s either that or videos of me in the shower on trade but they’re so valuable that I would BK this entire venture and I want to see u win. 
GeneralCorp
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General of The War Room
I mean, my shower videos end up on IG sooooo 
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
id invest in shower videos.
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
There's your NFT right there.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
priceless.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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It’s the highlight of my day every time I see one. 
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
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General of The War Room
Just wait for my OnlyFans.... so much 'tent
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Come thru boi 
GeneralCorp
Notable Contributor
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General of The War Room
gotta pay extra for that video
funcoupons
WR Officer
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Pff, pay? You’re lucky I’m not charging u residual for putting u on to shower vids. 
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
Looks cool....

Nevermind...
SirCloseAlot23
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Business Development
Is that a cosmo poop emoji unicorn?  
NotCreativeEnough
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Professional Day Ruiner
when you say you only accept accredited investors, what specifically qualifies you? Am I dumb and it says that somewhere that I just missed? 
ChunkyButters
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AE
You're not dumb, but it's pretty easy to find out....so kinda dumb?

Accredited Investors are invests with a net worth exceeding $1M or an annual salary of $200k+.

Basically the SEC decided that rich people can take on the risk and poor people cant so they put rules in place for who can invest into alternative assets (VC, PE, etc.)
NotCreativeEnough
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Professional Day Ruiner
Thanks, I will in fact accept kinda dumb as a fair response
ChunkyButters
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AE
I'm just playing. I'm dumb too
DungeonsNDemos
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Rolling 20's all day
Are we finally getting that CorpCoin ICO we've been waiting for?