Craziest thing you’ve ever said to your boss?

What’s the craziest or ballsiest thing you’ve ever said to your boss and why?

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rekled
Opinionated
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Strategic Account Executive
"You need to chill and trust that I'll get it done."

This was a very real discussion with my current boss, whom I have a great relationship. I would go so far as to say he is the best boss / leader I've ever had. 

However, it was a 6 figure deal at the end of the quarter. We were simply needing signatures from the customer but had different levels of review required, which is to be expected. 

Calling, emailing and Slacking me for the same request is not going to move the needle or make me move any faster. You only need to send me one form of communication. It was a tense discussion, but a year later and he has not done it since!  
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
Encouraging anecdote. Relationship management with a superior is always tricky. I recommend you celebrate your successful approach with a taco 😉
rekled
Opinionated
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Strategic Account Executive
😆😆😆
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
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Director Sales and Market Development
I'm not happy until I'm in your job, how did you get there and can you help me get there. They are either an advocate to grow you or you know they aren't your person. 
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
That’s not that crazy. Sounds somewhat sensible, just depends on the delivery.
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
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Director Sales and Market Development
It can go either way though. But worth knowing the hard answer if it comes. 
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
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Director Sales and Market Development
But you're right, delivery is key
MMMGood
Celebrated Contributor
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Senior Account Executive
“I’m taking interviews and I think you should be too”
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
Dayum! What was their response?
MMMGood
Celebrated Contributor
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Senior Account Executive
He agreed...and was, also! Haha!
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
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Director Sales and Market Development
Damn! Was the company going under or selling? 
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
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MDR
Calling, emailing and Slacking me for the same request is not going to move the needle or make me move any faster. 
NorthernSalesGuru
Politicker
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Manager, Outbound Sales
“Go fuck yourself” 

Is it just me who always has a pretty open relationship with my boss?
Ace
Arsonist
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CEO
I have a story the other way round. I was once asked to improve the assembly line process of a manufacturing plant - which needed me to do time studies on each process.

I was literally told by my boss, "Hey don't mingle with them too much. You're salaried and they're hourly paid." WTF
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
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ISR
I dont mean to, but sometimes they just flow off the tongue. It is hardly intentional.
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
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ISR
It’s impossible to not use them, we’re all surrounding by them 24/7, it just kind of Happens.
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