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Crazy things that Marketing says???
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"This is a hot lead."
you're a hot lead
Roger that๐ฅ
"This campaign is going to work, I put click here"
"If we remove the phone number and business email requirement we'll get more leads"
lmao
โI wish I had a job where you take people out to nice dinners and get drunkโ
Not my fault that you have no talent and chose marketing for a career.
Not my fault that you have no talent and chose marketing for a career.
Well that is a dream
"Why aren't these leads converting?"ย
probably because they're already customers...
probably because they're already customers...
lmao!!! this is great
HA!ย
Not necessarily something marketing has said -- but they used a 4-year-old testimonial from a churned client who wasn't even at the same company anymore and blasted it to ~100k "leads". I left that company shortly afterย
woooow that was a bad move.
Brutal
Wow
"Just use the deck we created."
or not...
This is a .... comprehensive.... pLaTfOrrM.... that Integrates WiTh.... your ecosystem that can do EveytHing you want and dream about....ย out of teh box.ย
yeah... it never worked.
Try selling software to marketers, every day is a mental endurance test
but it works great!
Marketo gets responses when you can't.ย ย
Hoottttttt
lmao
"your request is in the queue"ย
sooo it won't be done.. got it
Invert the funnel
but it's already inverted
"Sales needs to close more deals." Thanks, we're not aware of that with our insane quotas.
oh my gosh, what a profound statement. haha
"Stop booking meeting with your outbound, as studies says marketing-nurtured lead are more likely to close" and then you take a look at those leads...
studies also show that those that wait go broke
I know you have had this company in your pipeline before and you know the kidsโ names of all the VPs but a marketing exec filled in a Demo request and now itโs an MQL
This is bullshit
We needs less demo sign-up fieldsย
said no marketer ever
About to release a campaign based on the one out of segment deal that was close last quarter to try and see what we can do there....
the "one" out of?
"We generated 1,675 leads this month" (in reality they made the pardot score as low as possible and there were about 5 real leads....)
hahah well they looked.
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