"This campaign is going to work, I put click here"
Haast
Notorious Answer
4
Account Executive
"If we remove the phone number and business email requirement we'll get more leads"
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
lmao
salesninja
Opinionated
3
VP
โI wish I had a job where you take people out to nice dinners and get drunkโ
Not my fault that you have no talent and chose marketing for a career.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Well that is a dream
AutoSmiler
Arsonist
3
Account Executive
"Why aren't these leads converting?"ย
probably because they're already customers...
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
7
Bravado's Resident Asshole
lmao!!! this is great
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
๐ฆ
HA!ย
desperado
Politicker
2
Head of Sales
Not necessarily something marketing has said -- but they used a 4-year-old testimonial from a churned client who wasn't even at the same company anymore and blasted it to ~100k "leads". I left that company shortly afterย
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
woooow that was a bad move.
Kiona
Opinionated
0
Head of Business Development
Brutal
PedraPeanut
Old School Bravo
0
Director of Inside Sales
Wow
BlueJays2591
Politicker
2
Federal Business Dev Director
"Just use the deck we created."
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
or not...
Soiboi
Politicker
1
Account Executive, EIAS/Compliance
This is a .... comprehensive.... pLaTfOrrM.... that Integrates WiTh.... your ecosystem that can do EveytHing you want and dream about....ย out of teh box.ย
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
yeah... it never worked.
Selichimorpha
Celebrated Contributor
1
Growth Executive
Try selling software to marketers, every day is a mental endurance test
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
but it works great!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
1
๐ฆ
Marketo gets responses when you can't.ย ย
Annonny
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Hoottttttt
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
lmao
exec
Acclaimed Answer
0
Account Executive
"your request is in the queue"ย
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
sooo it won't be done.. got it
Guru
0
VP Business Development
Invert the funnel
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
5
Bravado's Resident Asshole
but it's already inverted
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
"Sales needs to close more deals." Thanks, we're not aware of that with our insane quotas.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
oh my gosh, what a profound statement. haha
UnderQuota
Praised Answer
0
Digital Sales Manager
"Stop booking meeting with your outbound, as studies says marketing-nurtured lead are more likely to close" and then you take a look at those leads...
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
studies also show that those that wait go broke
Smithy
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
I know you have had this company in your pipeline before and you know the kidsโ names of all the VPs but a marketing exec filled in a Demo request and now itโs an MQL
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
This is bullshit
Chief
Arsonist
0
Account Executive
We needs less demo sign-up fieldsย
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
said no marketer ever
wHaTyAgOtCoOkInG
Catalyst
0
Solution Consultant
About to release a campaign based on the one out of segment deal that was close last quarter to try and see what we can do there....
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
6
Bravado's Resident Asshole
the "one" out of?
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
0
AM
"We generated 1,675 leads this month" (in reality they made the pardot score as low as possible and there were about 5 real leads....)
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