Dad jokes in the comments... GO!

Drop your dad jokes.


Upvote the worst of them.

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antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
Not to brag, but I made six figures last year. 

I was also named the worst employee at the toy factory. 
sfdc
Catalyst
2
Sales Manager, Enterprise
This is up there with powered's post... so crap that it's good
Ace
Arsonist
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CEO
Lol good one
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
1
Account Executive
May I please steal this one?
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
absofrickinglutely 
TheQueenofDiamonds
Politicker
1
Account Executive
😍🥰
hauru.sales
Celebrated Contributor
1
Sales Enthusiast
Legend!
PEOSalesSavage
Opinionated
1
Senior PEO Consultant
This one is good 
Flippinghubs
Opinionated
0
Account Executive
lol 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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☕️
Why do Norwegian submarines have barcodes on them?

So when they return to port they can Scan-da-navy-in. 
sfdc
Catalyst
3
Sales Manager, Enterprise
that is actually so bad.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
1
☕️
My 80-year-old neighbor told me...and I laughed pretty hard. My dad loved it, so it passes the dad test.
sfdc
Catalyst
0
Sales Manager, Enterprise
😂love it
chubbspeterson
Politicker
2
Business Development
so fucking good
JDialz
Politicker
1
Chief Operating Officer
Dammit I was going to say this one.
sfdc
Catalyst
12
Sales Manager, Enterprise
What do you call a fake noodle?... An impasta
BuyersAreLiars
Executive
9
Enterprise Account Executive
How do you recycle toilet paper...?


Beat the shit out of it. 
sfdc
Catalyst
0
Sales Manager, Enterprise
this is great
chubbspeterson
Politicker
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Business Development
What happened to the spider on the toilet seat?..... He got pissed off
sfdc
Catalyst
1
Sales Manager, Enterprise
that joke stinks like piss.
chubbspeterson
Politicker
1
Business Development
haha very badly, yes 
Annonny
Big Shot
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Account Executive
I heard that in Hawaii they were banned from laughing out loud, they were only aloud to say a lo ha....
sfdc
Catalyst
1
Sales Manager, Enterprise
this is my dads favourite haha 😂 such a shit joke.
Annonny
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
🤣🤣 it's a horrible joke but kinda funny but one that just makes you shake your head and roll your eyes lol
sfdc
Catalyst
1
Sales Manager, Enterprise
haha spot on! 
chubbspeterson
Politicker
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Business Development
What's the difference between an elephant fart and a place where you go to grab a drink? .... one is a bar room, and the other is a BAAAAAARRRROOOOOMMMMMMM
HarryCaray
Notable Contributor
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HMFIC
Whats red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.
goose
Politicker
0
Sales Executive
Needs more upvotes
HoldemCaulfield
Politicker
4
Sales Training & Enablement
#1 

Bigfoot often gets mistaken for Sasquatch. 

Yeti never complains.
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#2

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?

They were prime mates.
Smithy
Politicker
4
Director of Sales
Guy comes up to me and asks if I know where he can get a wig.

I said not off of the top of my head...........................
sfdc
Catalyst
0
Sales Manager, Enterprise
so bad it's good
Nairobi
Politicker
3
AE
2 ghosts are walking together.

Ghost #1 to Ghost #2: Hey there’s a napkin behind you.

Ghost#2: Oh no, that’s my son!
sfdc
Catalyst
3
Sales Manager, Enterprise
What do you call a factory that makes only ok products? 

A Satisfactory 😏
DataSlangah
Politicker
3
SAE
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?   - St. Nickel-less.
JennyTulls
3
SDR
What’s worse than ants in your pants??...........Uncles 
goose
Politicker
0
Sales Executive
Oof
SalesGal
Politicker
3
Account Executive
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office License. 

I'm gonna find you. You have my Word. 
paddy
WR Officer
0
Director of Business Development
Nice.
JuicyKlay
Celebrated Contributor
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AM
I don’t trust stairs...
They’re always up to something...
The.Machine
Politicker
2
Sales Development Lead
Crush: Ok, when does a joke become a "dad joke?"


Me with no hesitation : When it becomes ap-parent. 


*Blocked*
StorySeller
2
Strategic Sales Executive
What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?... R? ---- NO! It be the C!
Skerp22
Catalyst
2
Account Executive, Expansion
Where do you find a dog with no legs?




Right where you left it
goose
Politicker
1
Sales Executive
Stealing this one.
CCP
Opinionated
1
VP, Business Development
It don't even look like me, Maury!
goose
Politicker
0
Sales Executive
You are… not the father
hauru.sales
Celebrated Contributor
1
Sales Enthusiast
Oh, you’re just looking? Well Christopher Columbus was “just looking” and look what he found.
PEOSalesSavage
Opinionated
1
Senior PEO Consultant
How do you find Will Smith in a Snow Storm. 

You look for Fresh Prints
RedLightning
Politicker
1
Mid-Market AE
I got diagnosed as color blind, the news came completely out of the purple
Brando
Politicker
0
Account Executive
I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down!”
privateryan
Politicker
0
Director of Sales
What did the farmer tell the other farmer? A corny joke 
Fenderbaum
Politicker
0
Retired Choirboy🪕
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40% Yes, but only if they are so safe they are cringeworthy
22% Yes, and I don't give a fuck what HR and Marketing says my clients LOVE it
32% No, not appropriate for my brand
6% No, I lack a sense of humour
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