funcoupons
WR Officer
10
👑
It makes sense that her profile pic is brown themed given the steady steady stream of worthless shit she cranks out on LI. I ignored her posts many moons ago as a form of self care. 
FoodForSales
Politicker
3
AE
She looks like she's straight out of https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com
CuriousFox
WR Officer
8
🦊
Coaching. Isn't that what your manager is for? 
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Cringe Fox. CRINGE!
Sunbunny31
Politicker
6
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Ouch.  Not that I'm a fan of a breakup email, but her version sounds very needy.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
5
☕️
The first line reads pure Gong: total fucking twit.

Oh, and I cost $300/hr for consulting. If you want my coaching, here’s how you get it:

Fuck you, pay me.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
8
🦊
‼🐈‼
DesertWarrior
Praised Answer
2
Sales Executive
Wonder if anyone will notice if I change my company email signature to this. 
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
3
☕️
A subtle : “First Name, Last Name FYPM”

It looks like a certification you might get.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
😎
jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
@poweredbycaffeine effin amazing.

Love it
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
5
Sales
“Hey prospect who won’t respond or read this. How can I improve? How can I be better? Is this in your spam? Do you laugh anytime you get a quarantine notice on my emails? Do you exist?” 
funcoupons
WR Officer
12
👑
Do u love this shit 
Are u high right now 
Do u ever get nervous 
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
2
Officer of ♥️
Are you single? I heard you fucked your girl, is it true?
You getting money?
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
You think them brothers u with is wit u? 
I say hell yeah, hell yeah 
FUCKIN RIGHT FUCKIN RIGHT 
FoodForSales
Politicker
4
AE
oh, just noticed she's from Gong.  This must be the LI message of the day for them.
jefe
Arsonist
2
🍁
Some Gong guy in 'Commercial Sales' sent me an LI add request last week. I do wonder if I should accept it just to see what he sends/spews my way...
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
You’ll get sick of the spam after day 2. Would not recommend 
jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
Definitely my fear.
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
This fucking guy just spoofed a local number and called me, I was legitimately in an internal meeting but dealing with a bunch of personal stuff right now (vet etc.) so took it just in case.

Told him that I was in a meeting and can't talk and he was going on about best time to reach me etc. as I hung up.

Didn't get the hint from the ignored email or ignored LI outreach. 

I know I've done a lot of cold calling in my life but it was the spoofed number that got to me. Also, Gong...
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
S.A.D.N.E.S.S. My friend
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
These fucking gong people reach new cringe levels on a daily base.
hunnybunny
Opinionated
1
SaaS Sales
So… Ew?
Yeah, ew.
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Much Ew
Gasty
Notable Contributor
0
War Room Community Manager
@Justatitle -  If you think she's cringey - check this one 
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Yeahhhhh… I just threw up in my mouth a little bit 
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Where's the daily sales meme thread?

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