Dear fellow salespeople, why do you make promises your products can’t keep?

We're all in this to gain that grain, I get it. But, there's something sinister about forcing the rest of your team to commit acts of bullshit. 

Recently, our SVP went out and sold a deal on the basis of our product doing something it absolutely can't do. Like, we don't even have the tools necessary to even build what they want it to do. 

Why do some salespeople want to completely violate the integrity of the business in the name of a sale? AND have the audacity to get mad at the product team about it when rebuttled. 

Our COO had to check the SVP real quick on why they're brokering deals like this and it made for a long awkward meeting. 

Embellishments are one thing. False promises..man I don't even know how to handle it other than a few drinks and shutting off my email. 
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paddy
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I can't say I've ever done this but then again, I'm perfect so I'll never understand imperfect people
funcoupons
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Exactly this 
braintank
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Leave. Don't do damage to your reputation. Takes years to build trust and a second to lose it.
fuzzy
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bro I’m gone. 125 apps put in
CuriousFox
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Wtf was this dude thinking? He think it was an easy build or something?

Regardless I'm on your side. Transparency always. 
fuzzy
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Honestly, it involves a ((potential)) partner local to their area and I wouldn’t be surprised at all if kickbacks are involved.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Thats fucked. SDE.
Sunbunny31
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Nooooo.  That's no bueno.

That right there is why product gets mad at sales.   
LordOfWar
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I don't and have decided not to work with anyone who does this.
TennisandSales
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ppl who do this are fucking idiots. 

I cant believe an SVP would do that. 
saaskicker
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Your SVP is drowning in CC debt and needs the check. 
Gasty
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@fuzzy - you'd update here when this gentleman gets fired, right?
fuzzy
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I somehow just saw this. They got a CRO job at another company. unbelievable.
Pachacuti
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There’s a certain amount of embellishment every sales person is allowed. That said, straight up lying isn’t.
I would stay away from that SVP since office politics can be a killer.
Justatitle
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Sounds like the SVP gonna be out of a position real quick.
Hoopnip
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Every tech company sales team … yes - it’s on the roadmap.
Boutdamtime
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Honest is the best policy