Degrading ideas for my intern armada

Savages (not talking to you, marketing),


My interns have gotten too comfortable in their uniforms. Their required dress code consists of wearing overalls in commando, red Crocs, and a rainbow hat with a pinwheel on top of it that I spin when I'm chainsmoking cigarettes under stress. I'm kind of tired of looking at the same thing every day, so I think it's time for a wardrobe upgrade (or downgrade).


Any ideas to further humiliate these cowards?


-paddy

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UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
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SaaS Eater
Make them all wear AOC's "Tax the Rich" dress she stole for the Met Gala. Then every time you close a deal (which is obviously daily) you remind them that their interns, they haven't earned the right to voice an opinion and you shoot them with a taser.
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
I AM DECEASED
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
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SaaS Eater
I aim to please
InQ5WeTrust
Arsonist
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No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL
*slow clap*
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
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Simple: Daisy dukes & white crop tops. Force them to pour water on themselves in a wet t-shirt fashion every time you are upset...and refuse them a towel. You must.ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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๐ŸŽถ She's my cherry pie ๐ŸŽถ
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
I can always count on you. I MUST.
TheOverTaker
Politicker
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Senior Account Executive
let them pick their own uniforms and everytime you dont approve (which is always) make them change into tradtional lederhosen
paddy
WR Officer
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Director of Business Development
I like it, but what if they choose lederhosen?
TheOverTaker
Politicker
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Senior Account Executive
present them with a smaller pair that they have to wear because you arent allowed to cheat the system
paddy
WR Officer
5
Director of Business Development
At this point maybe I should just make them run around naked with a napkin over their privates...but what fun is that??
TheOverTaker
Politicker
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Senior Account Executive
a cocktail napkin
paddy
WR Officer
6
Director of Business Development
...nice.
cw95
Politicker
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Sales Development Lead
Make them wear camouflage everyday and then all day every day make them lose the plot by saying the classic joke of 'Oh, why aren't you wearing anything', non stop.ย 
SADNES5
Politicker
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down voters are marketing spies
Maybe switch it up and provide complete respect and their own clothes for a few days... until they are comfortable. Be approachable, friendly etc... then pull the rug out and fire them all.ย 
privateryan
Politicker
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Director of Sales
Full suit of armor. That way they dont look out of place as they stand in the corner, silent.ย 
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