Do you folks even work?

I am fairly new to this "Brovado" game, so I may be way off base here, but aren't you all supposed to be working? Everyone out here is turning to these war room officers like they are at the top of their game, but it seems to me the only requirement to be an officer is to spend more time on this forum than making dials. I think its time for these folks getting 1000 points a week to reevaluate their lifestyles.

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funcoupons
WR Officer
21
๐Ÿ‘‘
I'm top of the leaderboard both on and offline. Some of us are just that fucking good.
Macdaddy
Arsonist
5
Team Lead
Oh, Ms. coupons. You kill me.
Macdaddy
Arsonist
3
Team Lead
SLAY Kaween.
NotInterested
Catalyst
0
Business Development Manager
You are my favorite on here. Hands downย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
1
๐Ÿ‘‘
<3
Chep
WR Officer
13
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
I like to blow off steam on this platform and use it if I need legit help with my job. I'm grateful to my company for providing a great work environment and giving me mad flexibility. If I wasn't utilizing Bravado I would be killing time on another platform twitter, reddit, etc so to answer your question I've just been using those platforms less and Bravado more.ย 
NotInterested
Catalyst
8
Business Development Manager
We're trying to get a Peloton, Chad. Simmer down. It's not that deep.ย 
johnnydials
Opinionated
-7
SDR
Yeah because the most effective way to get your hands on a Peloton is spending your time on this site
NotInterested
Catalyst
1
Business Development Manager
Have you seen how expensive they are? Also, you're spending time on the site too so I'm not too sure why you are being hypocritical. We are all sales reps just tryin' to earn a buck or a Peloton in this case.ย 

If you don't like it, move along.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
6
โ˜•๏ธ
Yet you made this post...?
johnnydials
Opinionated
-5
SDR
Took all of 5 seconds, mix in a water mr/mrs. caffeine
SandwichMan
Catalyst
8
BDR Team Lead
This is work. I'll see you in hawaii
Macdaddy
Arsonist
7
Team Lead
Oh dear lord, hold on to your pants. The army is about to get you got.
NotInterested
Catalyst
0
Business Development Manager
Cracking up at thisย 
UserNotFound
Politicker
7
Account Executive
"Brovado Game" ...how did you manage to do worse on your first post than @Macdaddyย ???ย 
UserNotFound
Politicker
2
Account Executive
All in good fun, @Macdaddyย 
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
6
SaaS Eater
You know you opted into being here right?ย 
alecabral
Arsonist
5
Director - Digital Sales Transformation
Well...let me see...

1. I hold a global role in a massive corporation
2. I run my own business on the side
3. I'm still in full WFH mode, my country hasn't opened the office buildings yet, so that means I do a lot of shit around the house now to help the wife.
4. I walk my dog twice a day for at least 30 minutes
5. I'm getting good at CoD, mobile edition
6. And last week I made it to the top 10 people here.

So my point is, some of us can actually do more than one thing at the same time, and also, what's wrong if some people here excel at doing exactly what they are doing? why so angry dude?ย 
BmajoR
Arsonist
5
Account Executive
First off, welcome and we are glad you are here. Secondly, I know this an anonymous forum, but we're "generally" here to help each other and often get a good laugh. Casting judgement on people you know literally nothing about is not a good first impression.ย 

For you being a SDR, there are a lot of helpful threads in here about prospecting, objection handling, and many more SDR specific tips and tricks.

I hope you can see the value in what many people are offering, because nobody is forcing them or paying them to offer up their wisdom AND time. If you knew any of the officers in real life, you'd know that they are badasses in all facets of their life and well deserving of their Officer titles.ย 
Incognito
WR Officer
4
Master of Disaster
I wanted to add that we genuinely want this platform to succeed, so we do what we can to make that a reality.ย 

Youโ€™re fucking welcome ๐Ÿ–ค
FamilyTruckster
Politicker
4
Exec Director, Major Accounts
Do you even dial Bro
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
4
Director of Revenue
I told my boss this is a message board of potential clients in our industry.ย 
CaneWolf
Politicker
4
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
There's a hyper aggressive exponential curve at the top. I'm currently 23rd with 310 commission for the week. @Kinonez is first with 1190 commission for the week. Those people post more but commission mostly comes from upvoting. As you can see, @funcoupons tends to rack them up every post.
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
0
War Room Enthusiast
It's all about posting good content and great comments!ย 
privateryan
Politicker
3
Director of Sales
Thats a bold strategy cotton, lets see if it pays off....
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
3
VP of Sales
Lol, half of us are managers who don't do any real work, except the real work.ย  It's not hard to do both
HappyGilmore
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Balance is hitting quota at work and also engaging on here to get a flight to Hawaii.ย 
Justatitle
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Who hurt you?ย 
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
1
Sales
Rolex here I come!!! Hahah
Ozz
Politicker
1
Account Executive
haha, how long do you think it will take? 2-3 years?
Thesamiam13x
Celebrated Contributor
0
Sales
LOL, no idea. Ill probably just get whatever is decent when the time comes.ย 
mitts2
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I jump on WR 2-3 times a day for short stints to give myself a break from normal work. Gives me an opportunity to relax and reset and occasionally learn something without getting burned out.

DatCocoCream
Good Citizen
0
Training & Development
yeah
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
0
Account Executive
I'm at 110% of my quota for the month and I still have a week. War room keeps me sane by making me realize I'm not the only one who's a caffeine addicted degenerate trying to make some money.

Not sure why you're so salty, there's a bunch of savages here you/I can learn a lot from.ย 
msp_sales
Opinionated
0
Full Cycle Sales
You make time for the things you value.ย 
Beans
Big Shot
-1
Enterprise Account Executive
Not fucking hard enough this month.ย 
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Are there actually any "corporate jobs" where people "don't take their work home with them"?

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Are there "corporate jobs" where people do not take their work home with them?
27% Yes (please comment below with what those jobs are)
33% No
40% Depends on the person
123 people voted
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Who here has jerked off at work (and where)?

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Anyone rubbed one out in the office?
148 people voted
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Does anyone here work for Palantir?

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