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Do you want to invest in Bravado? This is your chance to own this magical corner of the interwebs!

Some VC bros made the horrendous mistake of giving @GeneralCorp and me a bunch of money last week. We're gonna use it to make Bravado the best platform to help salespeople be successful in their careers. And build DMs.

If you also want to set fire to your hard earned cash in exchange for some equity in Bravado, now is your opportunity:

Provided you made at least $200K last year (because anyone can buy shitcoins, but you have to be accredited to buy shitstock), Corp has set up a way for you to do so: https://angel.co/i/0cbmQ

Then you can proudly be an owner of this magical corner of the internet where sales is championed and marketing is not.

We love you all.

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E_Money

Big Shot

💰

Love to see it. I will be investing 5,000 cans of tuna and a large tub of whipped cream.

TheNegotiator

Arsonist

VP of Sales

This some bullshit, I just missed the cut

sahil

Notable Contributor

Deepak Chopra of Sales

so sorry :/

TheNegotiator

Arsonist

VP of Sales

Some bullshit, but not your fault. Keep up the good work. Put some respect on Sales’ name.

Jbeans

Opinionated

Director of Sales

Hmm. I just paid off my student loans… sooooo I have 4 dollars . Canadian. (So like 75 cents US) … are you open to “rent to own” scenarios ?

Think it over. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I will throw in some legit maple syrup as my value add.

JuiceBox

Opinionated

Director

Maple syrup is a valued trading commodity, could be a good idea to hand onto it

Jbeans

Opinionated

Director of Sales

lol. Well @GeneralCorp hasn’t said a hard “no” to my offer, so I’ll keep stockpiling until further notice 😉

GeneralCorp

Notable Contributor

General of The War Room

Get in the mix folks! If you have questions about this DM me on IG or on Linkedin. Corp Cap is building an army of sales savages investing in the FUTURE OF SALES.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

Officer of ♥️

seems like a high barrier to entry

sahil

Notable Contributor

Deepak Chopra of Sales

Sorry my friend - those are the rules set by the SEC. I vehemently disagree with them, but we're bound by them.

LightingLeader

Politicker

Specification Sales

Yeah, shit sucks. Gov just doesn’t want poor people getting rich

GeneralCorp

Notable Contributor

General of The War Room

The long D of the law reigns supreme... but, at least you have something to look forward to when you're making it absolutely RAIN. In due time, In due time...

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Don’t u know all the most important VCs? Not to mention ur wife, u should ask her at dinner tonight. 👖

sahil

Notable Contributor

Deepak Chopra of Sales

We already have the VC dollars. We saved ~$50K of the total round for any Members who are interested in investing.

And my wife is way too smart to invest in Bravado.

TheQueenofDiamonds

Politicker

Account Executive

Serious question, is it open to international investors?

sahil

Notable Contributor

Deepak Chopra of Sales

@GeneralCorp ??

Jabri

Sales Manager

Cold outreach

goldenlazard

Politicker

Senior SDR

open to britbong investors? 🥺

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

sales

I have a stipulation. I'll invest if you let me run the sales academy for SDR's @GeneralCorp

Goomba

Opinionated

Director

I only made over that much last year as "income" technically due to AMC options.

lol still counts though.

SirCloseAlot23

Politicker

Business Development

Is this Legit?

mrdudeandstuff

Business Development Rep

What the fuck do I do here

JuiceBox

Opinionated

Director

Haven't made enough for long enough....maybe in the future though! Would love to snag a small piece of whats going on here

salesboi22

Politicker

Head of Growth

You have to have made 200k for the last two years to be accredited right?

thesecretsauce

Politicker

Business Development

When is Corp getting his own NFT?

RealPatrickBateman

Politicker

🔪Amateur Butcher🔪

This reminds me of a time long ago when a startup I worked for couldnt raise funding rounds so they tried to ESOP it back to the employees like some kind of "gift" lol.

The_Sales_Badger

Notorious Answer

Account Executive

Can I invest my store commission dollars? It's as good as cash, right?

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