Does anyone have any useful tips for writing a brief 'About DecentGolfer69' for my profile on my company's site?

This is my first time needing to write a small bio for a company site that features our team. I'm having difficulty finding the right wording, topics/content, and what to and what not to semi flex lol.


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Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Who you are professionally (some data points about where you've worked and your experience) - not too broad, just "spent several years at z company where DecentGolfer69 built a sales org that did this great thing" before joining current company;
Other professional items of interest (serve on x board, participate in y society);
And a personal note - do you coach a youth team, compete in marathons, foster rescue daschunds, wrote a crime thriller, etc.?
FoodForSales
Politicker
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AE
Add where you graduated from and this is basically it.
funcoupons
WR Officer
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👑
Make sure to include that ur favourite number is 69 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
And how many times a day you shower. 🚿
funcoupons
WR Officer
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👑
And what you like to drink in the shower. 
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
length and girth is a great ways to make a first impression with remote colleagues.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
hi my name is 69 creamier, I've been in sales since 95, I've broken several records and built several companies, I think of myself as a sexy, desirable, irresistible revenue producing machine. I went to college at the university of hardknox where I studied your mother. Outside of work I enjoy pressure washers, searing hot showers, and buying new Loubs for @funcoupons . +1 my comments on bravado and you have my heart. - cheers, 69 creamier
ego
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Bartender
I like long walks off short piers
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
Sold 69,420 in monthly ARR, made marketing cry once, cold called and sold a Fortune 500.