KingShopper
Does coffee make your day better or worse?
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It makes it better only if I dip my balls in it first whilst putting a finger in my ass.
I would murder my entire team if I was unable to have coffee.
Life I can barely function without a morning coffee.
You expect me to do sales without it? Boi you getting shanked.
Life I can barely function without a morning coffee.
You expect me to do sales without it? Boi you getting shanked.
True story. #testify
Preach Sista
You have to try the no caffeine challange for 30 days… let me know if you live through it.
Sir, there are some things the world is just not prepared to see.
Currently, worse. My interns had started plotting to escape their cage and had started trying to put laxatives in the coffee to buy themselves time. I had their hands cut off so now have to brew my own coffee which reminds me every morning of how much I hate interns. So it just puts me in a bad mood. May start spiking it with some DMT this week to help take the edge off…
How could coffee make your day worse??
Having to poop mid-demo.
Let it fly. As long as you're not in-person, they won't know.
This is a dumb post. Of course it makes it better. Why would you continuously do anything that made your day worse?
Some people like pain. 🤷♀️
Yeah, but the pain enhances that kind of person's day. @Incognito am I right?
Only if it pleases me first
U srs? You ever heard of an addiction? It's totally possible for something to initially provide benefits in a way that chemically hooks you, while in the long term be a net negative
Given my username...you guess.
coffee is life
Better. The problem is if I don't get to poop at home. Then I have to poop at work and that's frustrating. It's like pooping after the shower. I might as well just start the day over and get in the shower again.
I heard Grant Cardone poops in the shower to save time to 10x his day
why didnt i think of that? squish it through the drain like play-doh through the cheese grader
You're assuming I drink it.
This post is triggering to me.
Not everyone has a caffeine addiction ok
This post is triggering to me.
Not everyone has a caffeine addiction ok
Better,I honestly love the taste of burning coffee on, in and around the hole that's part of my face
IDK how this would ever make me feel worse... unless it's fried chicken for lunch then we are in for a ride
I love homemade fried chicken.
If anyone doesn't like fried chicken, I don't like *them*
100% better, if it makes your day worse that is concerning
Absolutely better!!
If I don't drink coffee I will die physically and spiritually
I physically can’t get out of bed without i
Pre-workout and green tea, baby. No coffee over here
Better, way better! 🙇🏻♂️
I consume enough caffeine to keep an elephant up for three days...so better
I've cut caffeine significantly. I had withdrawal for two days and felt absolutely terrible. I'm down to a medium sized cup of coffee a day, no more. That being said, I can't sell without it.
Much better
Oh so much better
Verter
it genuinely depends if I have had breakfast prior to the morning coffee.
Usually I get stuck on the 09:00 call needing the morning coffee poo.
Usually I get stuck on the 09:00 call needing the morning coffee poo.
Tea hits way better
Drinking coffee means I get to have a day
I’m still working from home, but taking that time to brew a cup of coffee after the morning meetings are probably better than the coffee itself. Straight to sweet tea after 12pm though.
Much better, no doubt about it!
Absolutely much better because caffeine gives you energy you've hidden and comes out like a horse
As a person who grew up medicated due to ADHD, but no longer takes anything coffee helps push me through.
Much better, use and abuse of coffee. It's my favorite fuel, even more than that beer at the end of the day.
Hell yeah! It's a wake up dose that I can never miss.
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