Does funcoupons have a life?

Can’t even have a chance at the leaderboard.


I’m starting to worry about you 😂

Does funcoupons have a life?

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😂 Sales Humor
16
funcoupons
WR Officer
23
👑
Bravado is life
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
You're definitely a 6 monitor type of person aren't you
funcoupons
WR Officer
8
👑
Nah just two... I am an extremely good multi-tasker and fast typist tho
paddy
WR Officer
2
Director of Business Development
I'm not shocked
The.Machine
Politicker
2
Sales Development Lead
Fast typist is one thing and engaging meaningfully is another. 

A real champ for sure! 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Lmfao! Like the next Brandon Bornancin?
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Champ might be an understatement 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Love you fam! Just give me a shot!
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
That's like telling a fellow sales savage to stop closing so you can be top of the leaderboard bro...not gonna happen. 

Get your posting game up! 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
I’m not saying stop, just slow down. Pun intended.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
7
☕️
Legend is @funcoupons  survives on timbits and maple syrup. They only sleep when they're dead, and they are the most polite Canadian salesperson ever but will cut a bitch if you try to get in the way of their path to poutine.
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
No Timbits for me, Tim Hortons is gross...real gangstas know that Robins Donuts is where it's really at.

Other than that this is accurate. 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
Polite and cut a bitch in the same sentence… that’s scary
thereasonformycall
Good Citizen
0
SDR
IYKYK 🍩
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
The hell is timbits!?!
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
1
☕️
Hahaha. A Canadian version of a Dunkin Donut munchkin.
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
I’m an uncultured swine I guess. Anything related to DD is a no-go.
SalesSage
Valued Contributor
0
National Account Manager
love "but will cut a bitch" because my favorite people could have that in their description as well. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
🦊
Don't come at my dawg bruh 👀
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
Love you, Fox! 👭
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
I love you too bitch. I gotchu ❤
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
Likewise. Don't fux with the fox. 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Aw shit… you weren’t supposed to see this Fox!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
Hey I may be scarce this week since it's EOQ but eventually I 👀
Rallier
Politicker
4
SDR Manager and Consultant
those sweet sweet war room prizes have to be won by someone
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Well yeah, but there’s none left for the rest of us!
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
This ain't communism, baby. Plenty to go around 
wahmsales
WR Officer
3
SDR
I thought @funcoupons herself was asking this question for the sweet commish.
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
Oh come on, I wouldn't stoop so low. Don't play me like that! 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Don’t you have a hiatus to take or something? Put Bravado on pause and let me catch up.
Stratifyz
Big Shot
2
Account Executive
LMAO! Nope, just a salty dude over here trying to climb the ladder boards and stand a chance.
Smithy
Politicker
3
Director of Sales
Shouldn't this thread be 'Is @funcoupons  life'

She be the glue of this War Room machine
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
Aw shucks. I can think of many others that fall into this category as well! 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
This is true. Thanks for giving me another post 😎
Lambda
Tycoon
2
Sales Consultant
What are the prizes you're getting for winning every week? 
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
Lol this is only the first week I've taken top spot. I got a $50 Amazon GC.
TheSolicitorGeneral
Politicker
2
Small Market AE
funcoupons is the OG Triple OG. Also, anytime I see his/her comments or posts I’m imagining it’s Michelle Pfeiffer saying it instead. 
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
<3

I pretty much am Elvira Hancock minus the whole coke addiction thing... 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
That’s the part you’re missing out on. Step your game up.
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
My lifestyle is expensive enough as is, I don't need to be snorting money up my nose.
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
2
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
I miss my old job simply for the bravado time
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
We miss you! 
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
What was this old job you speak of?
fuzzy
Notable Contributor
0
CMO (Chief Meme Officer)
Sales consulting
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
1
War Room Enthusiast
The war room is all we need!
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
War…Room…Is…Life *forgets to eat* Must…get…more
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
0
War Room Enthusiast
Hahaha anything for the war room!! Eating is for the weak 🤣
Stratifyz
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
Sleep is a crutch too. Need more commish babehhhhh!
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
0
War Room Enthusiast
Hahahha for sure, it’s overrated, yet people spend a third of their life doing so 🤣
GrindingSales
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I'm here to support @funcoupons Appreciate your content and investment in our community!
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
Thanks, friend. 😊
ragnarlothbrok
Politicker
1
Key account manager
it pays to be a winner 

CaneWolf
Politicker
1
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
This very appropriately just turned into a lovefest for @funcoupons 
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
To quote Gretchen Weiners... I can't help it that I'm popular!

Love my WR crew. 
CaneWolf
Politicker
0
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Was not expecting a Mean Girls quote today.
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
Bravado is life
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
1
ISR
Don't come at my dawg bruh
slaydie
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Valid question. I can't keep up either. But kudos to ya'll, lots of great material to read!
Stratifyz
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
It’s a hard life out here! Definitely some awesome stuff out there. So much that I’ve abandoned LinkedIn
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
Bravado is life
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