First of all - I missed you all last week. Was taking a much needed mental health vaca in honor of Ben Simmons. Unlike Ben Simmons though, I'm back for Game 4. Go Cs.
First, a three-way battle between absolute titans of industry in the War Room.
4/11 - 4/17
1. @CuriousFox ……..............509 points
2. @funcoupons ………..........484 points
3. @SADNESSLieutenant …..433 points
The difference between 1st place and 3rd place was less 80 points, but it was @CuriousFox who came out on top with the $50 gift card rumored to be spent on a new Team Shower so all the sickos can come and drink kahlua and Coors in a super chill atmosphere. Congrats Curious and big ups on your generosity.
@funcoupons comes in 2nd place this week which she says doesn’t bother her, but I bet it it registers at least 20-40% on the being-bothered scale. Don’t worry though Coups cause you’re getting another $25 gift card which you can use on 1.5 cocktails at a bar or put it towards the Fox's Team Shower GoFundMe. Either way, sincerest congratulations and warmest of regards for another fine week.
Last but not least the @SADNESSLieutenant wanted $10 this week and got exactly that from the fine folks who work at the War Room Credit Union. He claims to not smoke weed anymore, but photos from this past 4/20 show @SADNESSLieutenant leaving a Subway with not one, but TWO 5 dollar foot-longs before having a picnic in the park and laughing with a bunch of caterpillars. 🤙🐬
4/18 - 4/24
1. @CuriousFox .......618 points
2. @funcoupons .....563 points
3. @Pachacuti .........412 points
This past week @CuriousFox finished with the third highest score of the month (Only her and @funcoupons finished with a higher one-week score) and secured back-to-back $50 bags with ease. Unfortunately, there was an incident at the Team Shower construction site which has set back the renovation timeline. Basically there's now a gigantic hole in her living room wall that faces right out into the street, but the weather's getting nicer and the paper boy can throw it all the way inside her house now so it's not all bad.
Coups with another strong week and another $25 gift card was potentially the one at fault for the Team Shower construction error. Her first mistake was suggesting that they build the Team Shower off of the Living Room and her second mistake was picking up a sledgehammer and knocking down the street-facing wall of Fox's house while she was still pouring herself a cup of coffee. Kahlua was later added to the coffee.
Finally @Pachacuti who's name I always pronounce the same way Young Thug says "Pass me the Hookah" finishes in the Top 3 of the War Room with 412 points and $10 in electronic gift card form. They call him the sales daddy (which is NOT why HR had an emergency zoom call with him last week) and today he's stomping all over the War Room in his New Balance 503s that are still covered in mulch from this past weekend (It's Mulch Season iydk). Congrats and spend that money wisely @Pachacuti .
That's enough out of me! Go on and prosper and make calls and whatever else you sick pups get up to!
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